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I am reliably informed that Orion Enterprises are financing the first footballer transplant in the world in response to the Motherwell debacle. They have invited to perform an operation on two players - using the most useful pieces of their anatomy, bone structure and grey matter. The players details are in preparation for installation on Wikepedia and I am delighted to provide you with a sneak preview: Mariham Baynulae (born 19 July 1980, in Bucharest but moved to Kirkcaldy during schooling} is a Romanian/Scottish professional footballer currently playing for Scottish Premier League club Inverness Caledonian Thistle in the Scottish Highlands. Baynulae joined Inverness from Bundesliga side FSV Mainz. Baynulae is a striker, and wears the much-coveted number 69 shirt.His former clubs include Dinamo Bucharest, Ross County,Sporting Lisbon, Raith Rovers, Arbroath and Standard Li?ge and Dundee. Mariham has played over 400 games in his career and netted 80 times. He was involved in controversy in the late 1990's when he was involved in a political storm over which country to play international football for. He eventually plumped for Romania, earning 28 caps and netting 12 goals. Baynulae is described as a "players' player" with experience, advanced technique and ball skills, advanced vision and positional sense yet also a mobile grafter who will run all day. The club have assured relatives that the transplant will be duplicated and although the cast offs have been saved and also restored into a human body - the individual is not intelligent enuff or fit enuff to be a professional footballer. Despite the evident flaws and deficits it is likely that Graius Nice will make an improved Chief Executive.

No there were problems becos the players knew that he was coming. :024:

OK - I concede - they are both crap in their own ways. :003:

The only problem is that the two sendings off have given him less opportunity to feck up next week. Now what if he played 4-5-1 with Proctor at right back, Wilson in the middle and Wyness up front alone - that would be more like the feckin old school. :023:

But BEWARE - The kilted one is coming. :001:

Bayne is the better option fer backs to the walls games like Castle Greyskull. Brew has undoubtedly sussed Marius out in relation to the obvious lack of pace and mobility. But today was the ideal game, in a psychological sense as well, to give Marius the chance to prove his worth after being rightly benched. If Brew had been fit he would have been in there - Bring on January and Colin Nish. Giving Marius the striking role by default may not be as motivating and the poor **** was hoping to play fer Romania. :rotflmao:

Even I am totally feckin baffled - Can anybody explain the logic today ? :017:

Does this sum up today ? I have had this feeling, at different levels, throughout this season - Summat stinks at ICT. :018:

Shades of the old Brew i'm afraid. Sticking to the old school. :029: How can he stick to Caff, Hastings and McBain - and even I am confused as to why Niculae didnt start this one. Proctor had better have been injured after starting him at Castle Greyskull last week.

?The idea that addiction is somehow a psychological illness is, I think, totally ridiculous. It's as psychological as malaria. It's a matter of exposure. People, generally speaking, will take any intoxicant or any drug that gives them a pleasant effect if it is available to them.? "Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone" Johndo chapter 8 verse 7

Well - maybe not all of us - I am told that I am as bonnie as the day I was born.

The trick is to get pished before ya post then when ya wake up ya cant rember whether it was scrubbed or if ya had posted in the first place.

Ya mean ya shegged the husky ? :crazy07:

I have just had me morning cuppa and the tea leaves have showed me a Daddy Brosnon. :crazy07:

Nope - I would agree with Duncan and from the games I have seen I would have put him top, only just shading Cowie. Black and Wyness would be neck and neck thereafter. And if I was Bruce Forsyth on yon Come Dancing show I would be shining the feckin spotlight on Caff and Hastings - Niculae got through on the pubic vote.

ICT is an amalgamation of good and evil. Colours spiritually associated with good are blues and whites - colours that are considered evil are reds and blacks.

I would do practically anything fer a double voddie and coke - ELIZA - as it is you I totally believe you - what is becoming of the PR of this club. :018: JOHNDO FER CHIEF EXECUTIVE. :011: :023:

Just like the one versus Milan or even a mishit / miscue like the Gretna effort.

Dochfour Drive, 1st XV at High School before playing for Highland ? .... If I am correct, you were in the 1st XV when I was playing in 1st, 2nd and 3rd year ....... (although you may have left before my 3rd year) Yip and I often kicked the shittt out of wee RG and his big brother at Craig Dunain or the Bught. :001:

Whatever happened to Riley ?

Well done Brew - you portray that positivity to the press and ya bollick the **** in the sanctuary of the office. :001: By the way the shot cleared off the line was a very badly miscued one in a definite scoring opportunity.

Cometh the Hour - Cometh the Romanian ?

The club officials probably do have it hand - they appear good at that. Course I have a license and it is stamped

Shurely that is a typo errors and should have read: John Rankin has been unwell the last couple of months so hopefully he will recover before the New Year, John is probably one of a dozen players who haven't been given a chance but their time will come.

That would be the perfect defensive partnership - Guy and Brewster. Guy the Gorilla and Brewster the Bear