I notice the other Mr Rooney scored a spectacular goal in the Manchester derby, and it proved to be the clincher.

Fabulous strike from Rooney, a perfectly excecuted overhead kick.

What! Just the one?

So what's his tally for the season?

I'll tell you the answer if you tell me how many games he has played

I'll tell you the answer if you tell me how many games he has played

(That Rooney)

17 league starts + 2 off the bench and scored 5

(Our Rooney)

25 league starts and scored 13

And I've seen a much better, smoother, sleeker overhead kick from Tokely

Liar liar yer bums on fire

That goal got me out of my seat and I'm not even a man u fan.

I predict it will win goal of the season.

It was a terrific goal but the rest of his display was pretty hopeless

Liar liar yer bums on fire

Be mindful that I said LEAGUE and my stats are provided by the SPL and EPL official websites.

Be mindful it's the Tokely bit that's lies.