On text today that a Dundee United lifelong fan, a school teacher, has been fined ?300 for being drunk in charge of a three year old boy at Tulloch Stadium.

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I hope it was his own 3 year old boy at least. Canna trust those teachers  :023:

Terrible example to set. Imagine supporting Dundee United  :tic01:

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While on the train, Mulligan drank an entire bottle of chardonnay.

Very Posh considering he's a Utd fan - they musta run out of Buckfast and White Lightning  :015:

nahh, best line was "The Cup tie was eventually won by Inverness." .....

Interesting to note at the Heid game the other night some wee kids chanting "Who's the monkey in the gloves?" during the 2nd half.

Now I'm not sure if it was directed at the Toon keeper (the gloves) or Joinville (usual monkey jibe)...

RiG, you've been living in the Orient for far too long if you can understand what kids in Peterhead are saying.  Time to come home, sonny.

Did they ever catch the guy from St. Mirren who used fake money to get into Caley Stadium?

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RiG, you've been living in the Orient for far too long if you can understand what kids in Peterhead are saying.  Time to come home, sonny.

I am now well versed in the use of doric now. I can understand all the folk who phone me from the Broch when previously I was asking them to call back when they had sobered up.