KingBeastie
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Jocky Scott to return
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You're right the baggies are goin' down! I'm in - sounds like fun. Sheffield Utd for relegation!
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Distilled sweat from a tibetan nuns folds, purified through the feathers of a female faroees puffin, served with crushed ice and a kalamata olive suffed with the freshest scilian anchovies. And a Cadbury's Caramel
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QB was tellin me that some Canadian with a sense of humour by-pass walked on stage and thumped him one night!! His opening line was "Good evening Moose f**kers!" - Brilliant!
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ITN_Jnr seems very keen to step out from the closet.... You go for it lad - we'll no' think anything less of ye!
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I thought Europe did "The final Countdown" not "The Final Frontier"? As for your original question: Personally I can't see past the CLIT
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Feck me - The Broons in the 21st century :shock:
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I think you've defo pulled there FW!!
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I'm confused - CCC is 30, Laura is 22 - I'm 28 yet I'm Big Bro!? Ah feck it - who cares - lets have a familly p15s up!!
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Ha ha ha!! Remind me never to chew the end of any of your pencils!
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Lucky Tatties??? Eh?? Sounds like a dross c*unty pre match ritual! Penny Dainties? :dunno:
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Oh No!! No no no!!
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really cool and hip thread for the elderly!
KingBeastie replied to f*ballers wife's topic in General Nonsense
FW - over the years I've frequented many different err... years!! These days I seem to do as much time travel as the late Jon Pertwee! (do you see what I did there?? Ex Dr.Who..... time travel.... - I'll leave!!) -
really cool and hip thread for the elderly!
KingBeastie replied to f*ballers wife's topic in General Nonsense
Cap'n Gringers Sir..... I'm a bit confused as to which forum I should be frequenting! 28 seems to be inbetween yoot club and colostomy bag ownership, so seeing as you know me pretty well (!!! :shock: unlucky you!!) which one do you reckon is more fitting?? -
**** - looks like I missed me chance to get away with murder!! :P He he he!
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
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HighlandBadger..... What a fantastic user name!! That certainly has the Beastie seal of approval! 8)
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I'm sure she can take it.....
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ha ha! I've been very busy. Glad to see you are helping keep these forums stimulating in my absinth! :!:
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:shock:
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*Wanders about aimlessly* "Who am i?" "What day is it?" "I remember, it was the fall of '57 and there was an spoon shortage, although in those days you tied an onion to your belt if you were going scuba diving.... anyway me and..." *Falls asleep - a'la Granpa Simpson* "Has anybody seen my teeth?"
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The Muppet Show The Poddington Peas Penny Crayon Pigeon Street Like Round the Twist - all great theme tunes!
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It probably amused the person who deleted (well at least the first 4 times he/she seen it)
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Nothing worse than John Hillcoat wrote in his Sunday Mail column this week mate. Humour eh!!? You just get into trouble for trying! :?
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If the jokes are that bad do you think its worth it?? :shock: