The Mantis

Both our goals were beauties. Never saw Hearts winner though, don't know anybody that did, too busy texting at 2-2 thinking we had saved a point.

McBain was left back. I though he was better than Hastings but it's irrelevant now as he's suspended. I also thought Duncan had a decent game.

Something by HMHB....

Or the squirrel, he'll be planning to gnaw the tyres on the bus.

Another arrogant git. Not sure if Sutton and Brew have ever been seen at the same time.

Patrick, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice. Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer They're years outta style. You 're best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya mate...you'll have all the babes ya want!" The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, and laughing, looking sick! So Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?" JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard, "Maaaaate. * * * * * The potato goes in front!" Cheers Jock Watt! A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!' 'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.' 'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman..' 'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?' 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!' 'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.' 'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?' 'I used a different cock,' he replied. The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence!'

Show them photos of Brew and Malky.

Next Killie game probably - what about the Cup match :thumb04:

Where does Malky play though? Or does he just carry his boots?

Fixed it for you. No that was THIS morning. Saw some ugly git interviewed on Scotland Today last night and that drove me to drink.

Bit silly. Mott the Hoople concert's not till October. You might be a size 14 by then.

I was in bed dying with a flu virus type thingy and I got a text from the starter of this thread. So I did a Lazarus and got down to the computer.

Well Scotty came up with a recording of some stuff from Traynor the other week. Any chance of getting a recording of this as BIG RICH came on just seconds after I got out the car.

I heard it was all-ticket. The buses might be an idea though!

Feck me I was ill in my bed till I got a text from Yngwie. Just call me Lazarus from now on.

I'll be there. What about another shoe protest and make sure the media pick it up this time.

Same here - no reply to my email.

We need to do it again at Tynie next week.

Well at the game today it was clear the passion that we, the fans, have for ICT. Get away from our club now.

Bit of a strange comment. Even if Alex Ferguson was in charge of a 2nd Division team, they'd struggle against any SPL team. But many of Pele's players DID play in the SPL though. Perhaps they couldn't beat today's team (not so sure) but then they weren't operating on an SPL budget. (Although I concur with the point about illness) Judging by what I've been watching recently, Pele's teams that won at Tynie and Darkheid would wipe the floor with them. Mind you some players would have to play against themselves Which kind of says a lot too.

That was a return to the best things about supporting ICT today. Don't know how many hands I shook and hugs I got in that pub. Everybody I've ever seen at a game was there today. People were saying it was like the Motherwell cup game or the two semis or maybe the Stirling trip. Brought home how much this club means to everybody, management team excepted of course.