The Mantis

No, I'll let him off with 100 lines "I must spell "sanctimonious" correctly."

In my day all we sang about was Bobby Moore and the bracelet :007:

That phone they had on Tomorrow's World, the one for deaf people that flashed a light instead of ringing, then Rowan Atkinson picked it up. What, you mean Not the Nine O'Clock News wasn't the same as Tomorrow's World?

Does Naelifts own a wallet?

You're barred.

This round wasn't seeded then...

Here's the best I can do Heilandee Mind you if you search Flickr there's loads of the pair of them. Also Beachcomber, Haggis Chick has added a couple in the last few days :015: I must say my photies are wider than hers :015: :015: :015: :015:

They were separated at birth after all :029: :017: Are we still talking about Mee's ears here?

The result seems to imply that we have a better squad than them but there'll be less in it if we both play our best XI. The boys better be up for it when we play them in the league at Fir Park in a few weeks.

'Moderators' sounds too much like the Kirk. What about 'Junta' ?

Innes Bar. You'll recognise me by the lack of a pelt.

I don't suppose there's anywhere on the net you can access the commentary from BBC Radio Scotland? I just had a notion to use it as a ringtone :015: :015: :015:

Mr Job: Fawlty Towers was the best ever but you wouldn't ask JC to do stand-up at short notice either.

Why all the fuss about Barrowman? So far he's done no more than Iain Stewart.

More important matters: Macaroni Pies :021: :021: :021: :021: :021: Steak & Gravy Pies :021: :021: :021: :021:

There was a lot of talk of the gudgies being glad we left Cowie alone and took Rankin. Cowie's settled in very quickly too. Is it Chipper they call him? We'll have to get him a decent nickname. Mind you his old man was keen on winding up the Caley support :015:

Oh aye, care to share? I no longer know anything about the make-up of RunRig though I did once upon a time in the early eighties when there was still hope for them :001: That Calum bloke was a PE teacher with us away back then. And if you were lucky you could catch a sight of Donnie Munro's gorgeous wife in an equally gorgeous swimsuit at a pool near Dalkeith :010:

Mmmm, Haggis Chick or fish, Johnboy? Tough decision :023:

I take it that was you posting on SoS this morning RiG (on the Hearts-Hibs love-in thread :015:)

No replays in the League Cup, so get ready for a long night and pens if necessary :017:

I think people are taking The Office a bit for granted. It was made 6 years ago and was pretty ground breaking at the time.

Yep, well done to the wee County over the bridge. Top of the Highland League!

I think this is the first time I've ever been able to quote myself :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

One thing I've discovered about Tumilty- he's very strict and doesn't seem to want any banter a la Willie Young. He's the guy who sent off Blackie at Falkirk (mind you so would anybody else). I think he's got the makings of a decent ref though- he's still pretty young. BTW Tumilty was the same ref who was in charge when we beat DUFC with a Dargo goal right at the death. I met him that night at a birthday party, that's how I remember it. So if we get a late goal every time he gets us, he's welcome :022:

What a day I had :crazy07: :crazy07: :crazy07: :crazy07: Great craic in a full car coming up the road. A bottle of Ross-Shire's finest from the supporters' trust (cheers DJS), the messiah scores a late winner in his second coming, and I get my text read out on Traynor (what do you mean "who's the Mantis" you blimp :015: :015:). And I got a shot of Peter Paul's camera while he went for a pie. :015: :015: :015: Chances are I'll be on TV at the winner too after a crazy run down the front, what a sensible, respectable old chap :023: BTW ICT must be the only club in the world where the photographer gets his name chanted "Peter Paul, Peter Paul, Peter Paul":021: :021: :021: