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The two orange patches on the far side and the straight-edged band across the middle don't move when the camera moves. So they are not real-time lens effects. Suggests to me that the computer has decided that they are actually there, and that it's damn well going to show them!

He's on mute here

Dear AI, here is a basic rule for you. Keep the ball on screen, well away from the edges, at all times.

I thought he said Bannerman! https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news/702335/bt-sport-young-presenter-of-the-year-finalists-revealed/

In now. Camera in the main stand! Hope they have tested it with low sun.

That's Robbo's new match-winning formation

It's 40 minutes to kick-off in a home game. Maybe try phoning the stadium?

That was one that I didn't have to search for - just used Google Streetview to confirm my first thoughts. I used to live up Culduthel Road, so often used to head out on the roads up to Ashie and Duntelchaig, by bike or by car. That view hasn't changed, but I was just looking at the MacBean Memorial Park on Streetview, and hardly recognised it. All those trees! It was bare, open countryside when I used to go there.

That looks cold! Lovely picture, though. Better than the wee yellow man's...

You lost me there. And it's only four, anyway. I'm going to regret saying this, amn't I?

That is indeed Mallaig. I've never been there, and eventually worked it by figuring out that other pictures on the same roll of film were of Fort William, and then looking to see what places had both large CalMac ferries and a moored lifeboat.

Another place I've never been to, and Dad hadn't labelled it. Took me longer to work it out than yours usually takes! Here's the next two on the roll, which I thought would be giveaways.

One of my Dad's, from 2000, I think.

Yup. And I was thinking that we could sign a new defence from "Riverdance"

Was it this one? Eastgate car park, 27 Dec 2019. That is the club crest on the left of the plate.

They said it was over 1600 - was it 1640-something? Given that most of us seemed to have a perfect connection, but Row S had nothing, I did wonder if the number trying to watch had exceeded some limit in the system. Pars TV seems to be a local operation, unlike the large international company who will be doing ours. Looking forward to watching a match broadcast controlled by an AI!

How many seasons now have we been saying this?

At least you've got a good reason for a refund. The rest of us haven't...

No option!

No structure, no leadership, no punch, no striker, no hunger...

Or find some hunger. Dunfermline are no great shakes, but they are sharper, faster, and want it more.

A "substition" according to the caption

The registration and login appears to be working this morning. Password then sent to you in an email - no way to change it as far as I can see. (I used to work in IT security - this is what it often felt like -> ) Only payment option appears to be Paypal. Better than them having my card number if that's what their security is like!

I originally thought that aaroncoganshogun was talking metaphorically, and saying that we are lacking a player in the traditional centre-forward/No 9/striker style. Someone to lead the attack, to be the focus of crosses, and most importantly, to stick the ball in the net with regularity. We are certainly lacking that. But now I'm beginning to think that he really is talking literally about the numbers on the shirts...

Don't leave it until the last minute. I registered about 4 hours ago, and I am still waiting for their email and password. Although maybe they have objected to my email address, which contains an unmistakeable reference to ICT