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Merdre Muttums

Chuck the prickly flower and keep the majestic bird.

Preference is a raft of burds

I am afraid that a Tinkerville fan will complain to the local Constabulary that this slogan and the wording could be deemed to be derogatory and offensive to the unwashed residents of Dross-shire. When we first foot in 2017 the whole team could be arrested before the kick off for displaying the offending symbolism.

When you are travelling a distance that cost adds to the total outlay. When you are a devotee you would probably still be disappointed. If you are trying to attract neutrals or tourists you have failed. And you can't plan in advance anymore as you rarely know what day and what time the game will be in Category A fixtures becos of the telly. Fraud I will be targeting away games this season in lesser venues.

Now where have I seen these remarks before ? Foran's side were unable to fashion any genuine goalscoring opportunities ; Having scored 12 goals in their previous two matches in the League Cup, their lack of cutting edge would have disappointed their manager; Tomas Cerny in the home goal was entirely untroubled over the course of the 90 minutes and though Partick Thistle created few chances of their own, they were sufficiently clinical to punish their opponents; Caley Thistle looked a better side after the break but found themselves further behind as they failed to clear from a Sean Welsh set-piece; Lawless went close with a fierce drive and Kris Doolan had a late strike pushed away by Fon Williams as the home side looked to add to their lead; Though they were unable to do that, they came under little pressure at the other end to comfortably see out the match with a victory. We edged possession - please tell me that this was not due to "tippy-tappy". 5-2 to us on corners and 8-6 on attempted shots - Positive ?

All I want for Xmas is ..........

Think Denzil got four ?

What is the quickest route in to Aloha from the M74

Cheap as chips Don and at that price hopefully the more the merrier - it can be very frustrating for fans far flung not to keep rite up to date.

Father buying ICT strips for his two sons - "Do you want a name on the back ?" - 1st son - "Owain Fon Williams" ; 2nd son "Faissal El Bakhtaoui" - and together "and Inverness Caledonian Thistle FC at the bottom" -

Feck me - 3 wins and a draw - 15 goals and still not seeded. Will we get the luck of the draw or hit one of the 5 we could do with avoiding. However I bet all of them will also be wanting to avoid us. Would love to get Putridheid but the tea leaves suggest Plastic Whistle.

Kris Boyd fallen out with Killie - doubt if we could afford - and would he be a squad player ?

In some ways good to see Draper on the bench - basically means that Tansey, Vigurs and Polworth have to keep playing well and gives Foran plenty of scope and choice.

Jeez - Calm down lads and lassies. Great result but followed a poor result. Lots of positives but the proof of the pudding is in the league. Have to say that I was worried about Dumbfarmlife away. Cant see there being much in the Arabs and Fifers. They BOTH need to win. Lets forget about that and drub Arbroath. As fer Mr Vigurs. He never was and never will be the most willing of workers but put legs around him and his skill and experience will shine through. First goal was typical of his vision, second goal typical of his skill factor and third his positional sense and timing of arriving in the box. When you have all those qualities you do not need to overdo the mileage.

Feck its Mutumbo

Lets hope not because the sneaky wee blighter is viewing under a pseuodonym. Mind you apparently 60% of posters do. I am away to do a table.

And scoring quite a few goals ... and not conceding many, if not any, goals .. and hoping that the Arabs v Dumbfarmlife ends in a draw or a favourable result.

Feel like singing - "All we are saying is give Foran a chance" I suppose that the one thing about the new format is that it is pre-season and gives every team a chance.

Am I the only one who thinks that yesterday was a very, very important game to win outright, especially when playing at home, and the difficult away tie at Dumbfarmlife now becomes a must win. The result yesterday could herald our departure from the cup.