IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Suppose if we wanted to progress any of those at home but some great away nights there - lets hope Dumbarton as their new ground is the only one in Scotland that I have never been to. Palmerston is ma fave away day, Livi fer the family shopping, Cappielow fer a pub closer than Dumfries or Livi and Stranraer fer the memories.

I thought that it got more real near the end !!

Doh - so who is seeded to play us ?

Oh she will not be feckin disappointed.

We are still in the cup and yer no - bring on Stranraer or Dumfries please.

Great starting effort wee man. You will get more confident and polished the more you get in to the swing of it. Cue cards or a wee script may help. But Don and Davy had better watch out !!

Has Scotty sacked ya :P I suppose it depends on the meaning of the term "simple" ?!! But I am looking to sample Watkins and Agadstein although they will only get into this team via suspensions or injuries.

I can confirm a presence from Chorley.

But there were so many water stops.

Ian Black apparently had him at 10/1 to win the Lithuanian Strictly Come Dancing competition.

Ian Black apparently had him at 10/1 to win the Lithuanian Strictly Come Dancing competition.

It took me an hour and fifteen minutes to walk from the ground to Central Station.

Lets face tithe SPL needs Hearts - it is just a shame that the feckers will have such a long journey and leave on the same points as they started off with. Big crowd and an attack minded ICT - bring it on.

Thought that was truly pathetic but loved their reaction to the " MacGregor is a Mason" chant.

Notice the Tinkerville crowd yesterday ?

Possibly fed up as there was rarely an ICT player within 30 yards of him in the second half and he must have felt like he was chasing scud missiles.

Too many references to Thistle.

Have to confess that I was impressed by Brill today - he is very good with his handling and he does look like an imposing figure. But he probably has the most consistent and reliable back four in the country in front of him. And feck me did we need them yesterday.

Hearts and Aberdeen have historically been our best "customers" in the SPL. They have to be the most vociferous and biggest travelling supports throughout as well. As some have already highlighted it is not their fault that they were put on the brink of extinction by a true psychopathic narcissist. If the shoe was on the other foot I am sure that the favour would be reciprocated. The only problem is that we would only take half the feckin support, at least, down the Gorgie Road that I expect them to take to Sneck. I expect the away end to be close to being full next Saturday because the Hearts faithful will appreciate the donation and will turn up in their feckin pyjamas in order to get the spondoolachs to save their beloved club. Not fer the first time this season I have nothing but admiration for our management - but their is also business thinking behind it cos e.g £20.00 a head on an ordinary Saturday and 600 travelling fans would rake us in £12K - lets say 1400 of them - minus the fiver a head - and we make £21K - and lets not forget the pies etc. And as fer the semi final - we fecked that up on our own

Will be in at 11.03 precisely.

Ok but I got the last round

Just trying to get another double voddie. Remember the feckin code mun

To even contemplate being in the presence of the Immortal one it requires at least the contribution of a double voddie - especially if you are an unknown fool from the hill. As far as I am concerned you are a wee Tomatin lizard until you prove yerself to be worthy to drink in the presence of a Howden Ender. I not we look forward to meeting you.