IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Oh no I'm not. Have ya sold the hoose ya bought him yet?

Feck aff ya biased ****. I would be more worried about something/anything making contact with yer feckin brain.

I blame Caley D.

Was John MacDonald there?

I havent read most of this thread as I cant be feckin bovvered but where CC is lacking is in the Sports Psychology department. Some of our players look "disinterested" and their heads go down if summat goes wrong. CC does not have the personality to motivate. I am also reliably informed that there is a bit of a backroom "revolt" about team selection. The new man in January will change it all...LONG LIVE ELVIS. :022:

If the truth be told we are BORING. I would rather go CRAZY like the Falkirk 20 minutes than watch the negativity of hitting on the break at ome. :012: :012:

Do you mean use my loaf? :015: :015: :015: And as fer the thread title has anyone mentioned the coming together of two cars in the car park. :010: :010:

Lets get Jan leeming to chew on his todger, his testicles and his anus.

What I have ben saying, advocating and feckin doing fer years. Getting pished is the first objective - singing then becomes almost automatic.

And, as usual, I end up being the poor unfortunate who is the "victim" of unwarranted abuse and slanderous remarks.

Great phottie of me and f*ballers wife reading the Playboy. God what a feckin gorgeous woman. I got so carried away with the "demonstration" that I had a terrible urge to rub some of my cream into her erse. :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: And two great army veterans - Action Man and Commando Loopy. :015: :015: :015:

Ya mean what ya feckin charged me !! £35.00 was well worth it. :014:

prefer 38-30-32 maself.

Most fun I have in ages but nobody comes on here and bites anymore - except Scotty :015: :015: :015: :015: He'll probably feckin delete this and then forget it ever feckin happened - as happens to a lot of my posts.

Feck me. You are having mood swings. :015: :015: :015: :015:

Ya can play snakes and ladders under ma kilt if I wear ma fishnets. But beware of catching crabs.

Are we going to play pin the worm on the Johnboy then?? :015: :015: :015:

I am too busy to do that. You are the chief..you investigate. Or maybe one of the other Admins could surreptitiously move this to Antyhing Goes. :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: The Male Menopause.

From what I hear I want need to bathe, worry about the weather, nudity, dress, decorum or the availability of sex cos I am going to meet a right shower off odd cnuts.

Do you mean "Feck aff" ??

Or for common sense reasons: Black in; McBain out; Rankin left; Bayne out; Wyness in. McSwegan after 60 mins. Shockerfeckinroonie. :010: :010:

:32: That is abuse of adminstrative power and bullying. :rules03: It is one feckin rule for one and another feckin rule for another. The other admins are not reporting back to you. They are taking the ****!! :crazy07: Yer feckin losing it. Go see a therapist. :finger03: :moon03: [move] :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015:[/move]

Either the kids are colour blind or I-Cat was envious.

Ok. Just for you I will wash the trap beforehand. :004:

Smirnoff will be fecking managing me.