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Who are you feckin calling Honey. :018:

Feck me - I have just seen a drunken Hairy Chibber blowing out candles and singing a Marius Niculae ditty. :crazy07: :crazy07:

Perhaps I should rephrase and state that most of the educated posters on here are ex Academy. I suspect most ex pupils of the High School or Millburn would have a problem understanding some of the big words.

Feckin spot on dude. :001:

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I have missed my last four doses of Olanzapine and I have had the following visual hallucination which one of my voices assure me will be evident at 16.50 on Saturday 24th November 2007.

Aboynamedsue - fer fecks sake have ya only read the first lines of the song - read on to the end and gain some optimism: My daddy left home when I was three And he didn't leave much to ma and me Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze. Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid But the meanest thing that he ever did Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue." And as ma old mate Vince Lombardi once said - "All right Mister, let me tell you what winning means? you're willing to go longer, work harder, give more than anyone else."

Mmm .. interesting - Here is the latest phottie of Lardley:

No its not - this is Dr Who. :001: But the return of Davidson is mightily welcomed - Hope he is conentrating on Mr Niculae. Shuttles, sprinting, backward and sideways sprinting - Arrange a line of cones 3 yards apart and 30 yards long. Players sprint to the 1st cone and then back; 2nd cone then back; and so on. Up and down the clock- 10 yd; 20 yd, 30 yd, 40 yd, and 50 yd sprints then walks back breathing deeply. Arrange cones in 10 yard distances; develop progressive long run sprinting and develop breathing for recovery. Agility running- around cones: Stand sideways to the line cones; start at the first cone and run between each cone sideways; use small; quick steps. Purpose: Improves forward movement and side movement. Up and down drill- Objective: Improve speed by running short sprints forwards and backwards. Posture running - over cones: Start at the end of the line cones; run over the top of the cones; lift your knees high. Purpose: To keep upper body and head still while running. Start at the end of the line of cones; sprint to the cone diagonally in front; go around the cone; back pedal to the opposite next cone; go around it; repeat the process; go through all the cones; jog back to the starting point. Look For: Explosiveness on first step; body straight and leaning forward; arm movement on sprints; arm movement on back pedalling. Dont know about you but I am fair fecked after that. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Eliza - I am with ya all the way honey. :004: I prefer to be sarcastic and abusive rather than being rude and ignorant. :018: The reserves are the life blood of clubs like ICT and deserve to be well supported and well reported on. Moderation can simply explode yer sense of super-ego. :crazy07:

Grasser was pished and put the wrong name on to Youtube. - Hey Alan - look at this feckin bargain. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:rotflmao: Feck me Stan - keep it up - In 30 years you could be another me. :001:

If he is a sensitive feckin guy - I appreciate his pre morbid personality - but he has no place in professional football if he is deluded enuff to believe that he is a sooperstar and that he is the player he was 5 years ago - SMELL THE FECKIN COFFEE - GET FECKIN REAL. I am getting behind him but he has to prove to me that he has got what it takes. I would rather watch goals on Setanta Sports rather than faded feckin videos. And before this runs into the negativity of previous Marius threads and for those of you that got pissed off with the previous threads - do you agree with this: Marius has evidently got himself a lot fitter - Marius has evidently got a bit of fight and pride about him - Marius is a class act - Marius has little to learn in regard to ball control, vision, the easy pass, the deft flick - the man is total feckin example and possibly not bettered in the SPL. Marius is seriously lacking in pace and movement - he should be feckin toiling on fitness and training exercises to take these deficits to a higher level - THAT IS WHAT THE COACHING STAFF SHOULD BE FECKIN DOING AS A PRIORITY - Whether he feckin likes it or not. Marius has been played in the manner which he has been accustomed to - he is probably on automatic pilot to play as a deeper "in the hole" type of player - well he may become that again but he feckin aint at the moment. And I have seen his left foot - If we get a right footed free kick - give it to Cowie -- on the left give it to Marius - if he skys a few - so feckin what - if he scores or comes close - WHOOPDEFECKINDOO. PLAY MARIUS CORRECTLY AND MARIUS WILL PAY BACK HIS WAGES. ** Please tell me if I am talking crap or does this make FOOTBALLING sense ? - And I would love to debate this with the man himself. Marius should be played like Real Madrid play Van Nistlerooy ( a bit of a luxury but effective ) - On the last man - looking for a break / chance in the 20-30 yard area. Marius should be looked at as the target man on the last defender with the likes of Wyness, Cowie, Black etc. bursting a gut (they can-he cant) to get on to the end of his intelligent flicks and lay offs. With extra training Marius should be able to turn and shoot and get into scoring positions himself. Marius can hold it up on the 18 yard box not 30-40 yards out. Lets play the Marius of today - to his and our strengths - Feck the Marius of yesteryear - he will always be admired - feckin bathe in it and SMELL THE FECKIN COFFEE.

Family reasons my feckin erse - more corporate / management excuses. This club is being MISMANAGED - Full feckin spot. :33: If Rankin went becos he was playing well and stepped up a ranking :001: I would not bicker. "It's team spirit which played a large part in getting us where we are today, and it doesn't matter how much discipline Brewster dishes out, or how many extra days Park comes in to work with the lads for additional training, if the current set-up is sapping our biggest asset (team spirit) then it needs to be put right, and it needs to be put right sooner rather than later." SPOT FECKIN ON - AND WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING SINCE THE START OF THE FECKIN SEASON.

Lets give the fecker a fair crack of the whip. Join the Campaign which pledges: 1. Marius Niculae MUST play against St Midden and MUST be given a concerted run in the team. 2. The coaching staff should be piling on short sprint and mobility exercises. 3. Mr Brewster has to play him on the last defender and utilise his strengths.

It is part of my Marius campaign - If we sign players who are slower and less mobile than he is it will boost his confidence.

Never a truer word said in jest.

The tea leaves never lie - Marius will score - that is not in doubt. Cometh the Hour - Cometh the Romanian. :001:

Well - it is "Marius will carrius into 2008" that has won in a feckin landslide. Time for me to put up the shutters on this thread and move on. My initial comments were wholly serious in nature but the Hibees game and the amount of other threads slagging off the likes of Rory, Fraser etc. got on my goat and I decided that Marius would get the longest thread - but Richie feckin Hart made that one **** of a quest - but I got there in the end. :001:

Bamba or Wilson from the Pars - Nish from Killie - and get in some squad players.

What the feck is happening at ICT ??

This is slightly embarrasing as it would appear that the master of the wind up has been well and truly wound up. :029: I have just received an email from yet another unknown poster called StevicosPA to inform me that the slogan thought to derive from Eastern Europe would be viewed as derrogatory if you focussed in on the Capital letters of the content - and I have to leave it to you all to look at the slogan in that respect. My phone and e-mails have been practically non-stop today but I have to confirm that entries close at 18.00 hours and I wil then sit down with Terry Wogan and Simon Cowell to make a final decision.

:011: to the author.