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IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

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  1. I am reliably informed that Mr Corbyn is a Mr Fish but no matter what the strength of the wind you can rest assured that it wont blow your feckin hair out of place. :001:
  2. Thank you Johnboy - that confirms my initial post. :001:
  3. Neither do I - a drop is never enuff. :sillywave: Bet I drink more feckin drops than u in govan in early nov. :sillywave:
  4. Maybe it is becos I have been here b4 (note the txt speak :023:) or I have personally witnessed so many broken dreams but get a feckin grip folks. We had a totally understrength team out there - We are still a 20-30 rate team in the World reckoning - the FIFA placements are pure crap. We should have gone fer the jugular from the off - but I can appreciate that Tin Tin went fer the cautious, play on the break approach. We were fecked after the Ukraine effort. We went fer the draw or a win on the break. Their goal fecked it up but - Fletcher wasnt fit - Pearson is out of his depth - McFadden was over arrogant until we were 1-0 down - we were fecked by an appaling no penalty decision. Bang Hutton - Hartley - Brown - a fit Fletcher - a released Bazza - O-Connor (sub) in to the mix and hey presto -the future is bright. Fereguson was feckin superb - he almost lost it but held it - which he aint done b4 (txt speak :022:) - he could have been banned from the next game - which we couldnt afford - and he held it - that clearly affected him - and ditto fer Fletcher :clapping03: :clapping03: If we had held it to 1-0 b4 :023: the subs came on we may have pinched a point. Did yas notice that the intended subs switched off ?? We have and always will be a small nation in the footballing sense. We were totally understrength tonite - I half expected it - although I thought that we would follow the usual script and score with two feckin minutes to go !! :crazy07: This was always going to be down to the Eyetie game - at Hampden - lets feck them. :001: I am really worried becos I am looking like the only feckin **** on this site who is talking sense recently - that must be a major worry. :017: And guess who will be at hampden when he is most needed. :001: :sillywave:
  5. If the cnuts a Wolves fan he is evidently coming to Sneck to follow a successful club. If he is a Steve Bull devotee I will personally meet the feckin Brummie :014: and introduce him to life in the feckin fast lane :017: It is either me or Murchie1 - the prize ****. :sillywave: Unless he is a feckin old Jeggie and he can feckin sort it out himself. :001: :blah01:
  6. And the Social Services Child Protection Agency breathe a sigh of relief Tug. :rotflmao:
  7. Oh - fer fecks sake - does nobody on here ever read between the feckin lines - Savage is the best thing that ever feckin happened to this club - He may toe the corporate line - which he has to - but I firmly believe that the **** has Inverness and ICT at his heart - even if it is his feckin business orientated heart - We survive and prosper in the SPL and our ground will move to our training facilities - and fer once I am not reliably informed - I am merely reading between the lines. Long Live Mr Savage - Mr Bennett - Mr Brewster - and hopefully Mr. Hagi. :023:
  8. Toughen up - any poor **** who is sent to feckin Elgin would have to sharpen up pretty pronto.
  9. Wouldnt it be great to be able to slap the fat Tangoman in his big feckin gob.
  10. I feckin hope that they take the aquifer into consideration - We could be sitting in the West Stand and all of a sudden we are under the feckin ground and heading at speed towards the feckin Firth. Given the present lobbying of parliament we may look at a specific standing and singing section in the near future. :001:
  11. If Marius gets himself fit he may just sneak into the Romanian squad for the UEFA finals.
  12. Jhesus - you do have a brain :001: Absolutely spot feckin on - perhaps somebody could have a word with Smiffy.
  13. Come on girls - dont be shy - for the rollers we will die - with a R-O-double L-ERS- Bay City Rollers are the best :022:
  14. They are all fed up with the strict moderation of this site. :018:
  15. You and your family were also therefore "drunk" at the Falkirk game. :rotflmao:
  16. Blackpool - If any **** comes down to visit me and asks to go to Blackpool I will show them the directions and tell them to find the shitthole fer themselves. But Burnley is the feckin pits.
  17. Here's tae us; wha's like us? Gey few, and they're a' deid. Scottish Toast, probably of 19th-century origin. The first line appears in T. W. H. Crosland The Unspeakable Scot Tomorrow night and next month TRUE Scots around the globe will be as one - pessimistic pieces of anxiety - but hopefully as Alex Ferguson has prophecied - "The master race is back" And if ya would care to join me in ma fave Tartan Army ditty - sing as we go to Georgia and ma spirits will invoke reality. :crazy07: It's over the mountain and over the main Through Gibraltar, tae France and tae Spain Get a feather tae your bonnet, a kilt abin your knee Enlist, bonnie laddie, and come awa' wi' me Twa recruitin' sergeants come fae the Black Watch To merkits and fairs, some recruits for tae catch But a' they've enlisted is forty and twa So 'list, bonnie laddie, and come, come awa It's over the mountain and over the main Through Gibraltar, tae France and tae Spain Get a feather tae your bonnet, a kilt abin your knee Enlist, bonnie laddie, and come awa' wi' me O laddie dae ye ken o' the danger your in If your horses was tae flegg and your owsen tae rin This greedy auld farmer widna pay your fee So 'list, bonnie laddie, and come awa' wi' me It's over the mountain and over the main Through Gibraltar, tae France and tae Spain Get a feather tae your bonnet, a kilt abin your knee Enlist, bonnie laddie, and come awa' wi' me It's intae the barn and oot o' the byre This auld fairmer thinks you'll never tire It's a slav'ry job of lowly degree So 'list, bonnie laddie, and come awa' wi' me It's over the mountain and over the main Through Gibraltar, tae France and tae Spain Get a feather tae your bonnet, a kilt abin your knee Enlist, bonnie laddie, and come awa' wi' me O laddie dae ye hae a sweetheart an' bairn? Ye'll easy get rid o' that weel spun yarn Twa rattles o' the drum an' that will pay it a' So 'list, bonnie laddie, and come, come awa' It's over the mountain and over the main Through Gibraltar, tae France and tae Spain Get a feather tae your bonnet, a kilt abin your knee Mind you - my fave quote is: Join a Highland regiment, me boy. The kilt is an unrivalled garment for fornication and diarrhoea. John Masters, (1914 - 1983) :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
  18. And I would only allow a feckin dyke to call me that. :001:
  19. Zander is "miles" out of the Hellgin bracket - He is an apprentice there and has tasted the SPL - he is a wee piggy bank to be broken in the future. The boy is destined for bigger things.
  20. Those who find theyre touched by madness Sit down next to me Those who find themselves ridiculous Sit down next to me Love, in fear, in hate, in tears Down Down Oh sit down Sit down next to me Sit down, down, down, down, down In sympathy
  21. If you want to go to a thistle game I suggest that ya call a feckin red and black striped tardis and push the pre 1994 button - and then become middle class and a ****. :001:
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