IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

I feckin hope that they take the aquifer into consideration - We could be sitting in the West Stand and all of a sudden we are under the feckin ground and heading at speed towards the feckin Firth. Given the present lobbying of parliament we may look at a specific standing and singing section in the near future. :001:

If Marius gets himself fit he may just sneak into the Romanian squad for the UEFA finals.

Jhesus - you do have a brain :001: Absolutely spot feckin on - perhaps somebody could have a word with Smiffy.

Come on girls - dont be shy - for the rollers we will die - with a R-O-double L-ERS- Bay City Rollers are the best :022:

They are all fed up with the strict moderation of this site. :018:

You and your family were also therefore "drunk" at the Falkirk game. :rotflmao:

Blackpool - If any **** comes down to visit me and asks to go to Blackpool I will show them the directions and tell them to find the shitthole fer themselves. But Burnley is the feckin pits.

Here's tae us; wha's like us? Gey few, and they're a' deid. Scottish Toast, probably of 19th-century origin. The first line appears in T. W. H. Crosland The Unspeakable Scot Tomorrow night and next month TRUE Scots around the globe will be as one - pessimistic pieces of anxiety - but hopefully as Alex Ferguson has prophecied - "The master race is back" And if ya would care to join me in ma fave Tartan Army ditty - sing as we go to Georgia and ma spirits will invoke reality. :crazy07: It's over the mountain and over the main Through Gibraltar, tae France and tae Spain Get a feather tae your bonnet, a kilt abin your knee Enlist, bonnie laddie, and come awa' wi' me Twa recruitin' sergeants come fae the Black Watch To merkits and fairs, some recruits for tae catch But a' they've enlisted is forty and twa So 'list, bonnie laddie, and come, come awa It's over the mountain and over the main Through Gibraltar, tae France and tae Spain Get a feather tae your bonnet, a kilt abin your knee Enlist, bonnie laddie, and come awa' wi' me O laddie dae ye ken o' the danger your in If your horses was tae flegg and your owsen tae rin This greedy auld farmer widna pay your fee So 'list, bonnie laddie, and come awa' wi' me It's over the mountain and over the main Through Gibraltar, tae France and tae Spain Get a feather tae your bonnet, a kilt abin your knee Enlist, bonnie laddie, and come awa' wi' me It's intae the barn and oot o' the byre This auld fairmer thinks you'll never tire It's a slav'ry job of lowly degree So 'list, bonnie laddie, and come awa' wi' me It's over the mountain and over the main Through Gibraltar, tae France and tae Spain Get a feather tae your bonnet, a kilt abin your knee Enlist, bonnie laddie, and come awa' wi' me O laddie dae ye hae a sweetheart an' bairn? Ye'll easy get rid o' that weel spun yarn Twa rattles o' the drum an' that will pay it a' So 'list, bonnie laddie, and come, come awa' It's over the mountain and over the main Through Gibraltar, tae France and tae Spain Get a feather tae your bonnet, a kilt abin your knee Mind you - my fave quote is: Join a Highland regiment, me boy. The kilt is an unrivalled garment for fornication and diarrhoea. John Masters, (1914 - 1983) :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

And I would only allow a feckin dyke to call me that. :001:

Zander is "miles" out of the Hellgin bracket - He is an apprentice there and has tasted the SPL - he is a wee piggy bank to be broken in the future. The boy is destined for bigger things.

Those who find theyre touched by madness Sit down next to me Those who find themselves ridiculous Sit down next to me Love, in fear, in hate, in tears Down Down Oh sit down Sit down next to me Sit down, down, down, down, down In sympathy

If you want to go to a thistle game I suggest that ya call a feckin red and black striped tardis and push the pre 1994 button - and then become middle class and a ****. :001:

Said like a true Manc. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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?I sat down with the director of football Graham Bennett and had a good conversation with him. I think people were reading between the lines and realised that there had been periods throughout the 18 months where I wasn?t totally comfortable with the situation. Very diplomatic. And does the text not suggest that he moved over for Brewster !!

Sorry Eliza - I forgot to follow the rules: Rory McAllister is a waste of space and should be booted out. Mike Fraser is not up to scratch and should be dropped now. Richie Hart is an absolute disgrace and should never wear the jersey again. There - that is more acceptable. :001: But Eliza - read my posts - are they not a mix of criticism and hope - concentrating on the positives and the negatives - blaming the selection and the system as much as the player ? I have seen Marius play in five games this season - I base my comments on watching him. Of course his positioning and touch are good but a good striker passes and moves. Perhaps once he is fit we may see the real deal. But he isnt training is he ?

Does that mean that it is a Romanian day of rest or is he just a lazy .......... ........... !! :023:

Wait a goddam feckin minute - Eureka. If Marius gets paid ?4000 a week then he played three games last week - lets give him a grand a game and a grand fer training. But he only played 2/3rd of the Killie game - so we could deduct ?333.33 from that wage - and then we could give it to Richie Hart to pay his fine. :023: Heard Marius is not training at the moment ? Whats the craic ?

Good post SP - but I am afraid that the venerable Caley hasnt got the intelligence or the patience to take it all in. There is no need fer personal remarks and savagery. Stick to the subject If ya get ma drift. :023:

Yip - I will always remember the adrenaline rush as I lay face down with ma erse in the air in a tattoo parlour in Hong Kongs red light district praying that I had spelt it correctly and the Chinaman could write English. Although it was even more invigorating when I got back to the bar and the Aboyne Tyrefitter ripped the melolin off and smacked ma erse. :crazy07:

Or maybe I was pished.

IF ?!! :crazy07:

Lets be feckin colourful and add a wee bit of black to this and - hey presto.

What the feck is the point of a feckin alternative to an illicit drug. Decaff - Despeed - Decoke - Dehash - Deacid. :crazy07: :crazy07: The world has gone feckin ga-ga.