IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

As my old mate Robert Farrar Capon once said to me "The truth that makes us free is always ticking away like a time-bomb in the basement of everybody?s church". or as George Orwell once shouted at me "To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle". All I can say is "Chill out Brother" - "the truth is only ever found out in the fullness of time" - "one mans truth is another mans lies". Thank feck I was insane at the beginning of the week. :017:

Especially if it is the next Assistant Manager/Coach.

From this moment hence it will be sung religiously at the start of every Board Meeting.

Thats ma feckin girl. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: And hey Mrs feckin Loren - I didnt allude - I got it spot feckin on. And if ya **** me off again I will kick yer erse as far as Whitebridge and then you are truly fecked. :rotflmao:

Only if we continue to get sucked in by the promises and statements of honest and experienced men.

Will ya dance like O'Neill to an Irish battlefield becos together we will guard old Derry's walls

We all have to stay sober next Saturday,i

What a feckin great week. Bet this feckin site got a masive number of hits and the recrod since it changed over. Great to see some of the oldies coming out of the moth balls and even some Board Members trying their luck. :rotflmao: So many different views, so much gossip, so much Chinese whispers, so much emotion and even the occasional wind up. A bit like the old feckin days. And it could get even better - lets look at the week ahead. Brewster finally takes over. Will Parky stay or resign gracefully and allow the long planned Brewster/Shearer combo to take over. Could the assistant managers job selection be just as farcical. Will the Board members post again. Will we have a new keeper fer Tuesday. Will Fraser go back to the Reserves. Will Mark Brown return or the troublesome Langfield drive down the A96. Will the captains arm band be given elsewhere. Will we have a captain/defender signing from the Pars. Can we even contemplate a defeat against Arbroath. Will Watt surely start but who with. Will Rankin be played at left back. Will Blackie be rested / hooked. Will Cowie get the playmaker role or will it be Bazza. Will Zander finally get a full game. Will Brew play his two "unknowns" - Marius and Deano. Can we halt the slide at Easter Road or do we head towards our worst ever SPL record with ParkDread to follow. Shall we see the Brew / Niculae combo which cries out fer Wilson and Zander. Keep tuning in folks. It could be a bumpy feckin ride.

Bennett met Shearer in the fluke in April. :crazy07:

Give the man a feckin break - Four at the most.

He has only played 3 SPL games and has been close to MOM on three occasions. But he is a central midfielder not a wide player. He isn going to be a cracker.

As my good friend Graeme Bennett said to be at the end of March - "I think I'll give Brewster a chance"

Aye - there is no shortage of diddies - Easter Road will be full of Sneck "diddies" - both on and off the park - and a few in the Directors box. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Well it is all yesterdays news now. I hope that the club desist from holding tokenistic meetings and appalling attempts at psychology. Reckon Messrs Savage, Bennett and co. may have learnt from this debacle. I would suggest that they look fer reactions through this website in the future and/or through the loval papers. It would be an idea if they had a specific fan to whom they communicated with. I just hope they dont get some of the Board members to ever again try to masquerade as new posters on this site. That was possibly the most pathetic move of the week. :rotflmao:

:rotflmao: Feck me - a buddung psychologist. Well it was a good try at a formulation but keep watching my posts and you will learn. I was merely attempting to gauge the true views of other fans by declaring opposite viewpoints and therefore trying to ensure that the hype is limited and does not cloud their judgement. A delusion is a false belief - the fact that he does not come over as having pace and being a grafter are apparently backed up by quite a few others. The fact that he is a talented player is without doubt and is plain to see. Can he fit into our system or does our system have to change to accomodate him and bring out the best in him ? - that was my major concern and nothing was been done about it. Brew is exactly the man to do that. I do however hope that the possibility of a turbo-charged orgasm in the near future is correct. :001: I am afraid that I can only award you 3/10.

Ya can count me in and two weans - BREW ARMY - BREW ARMY

As my dear friend Ken Dodd once said to me : Tears have been my only consolation, but tears can't mend a broken heart I must confess "Let's forgive and forget, turn our tears of regret once more to tears of happiness". Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I possess, I thank the lord, that possess more than my share of happiness So its tatty bye to Charlie Christie and lets all say how tickled we are to greet the tattyfilarious Craig Brewster. And may I suggest that Easter Road becomes a "Ken Dodd" day, we all gather together our red, white, blue and black tickling sticks, gel up our hair - well some of us - get the appropriate false teeth - well some of us already have them - and have a feckin good laff. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Would have to disagree. Coyle isnt exactly doing a wonderful job at Perth at the moment and he has no management experience at a higher level. I would even say that Brew is the better all round footballer. I would have been quite happy to have had Brew in place when he was first asked at the end of last season.

Well - at least we can now add Brewster to the playing squad as well.

Just hope that we splash out this week like we should have ages ago :029: The dealings on the comings and goings before the end of the "window" could determine whether we stay up or go down.

The Board have been tremendous but they are firmly to BLAME for the present fiasco.

At least it can attract attention and it can be kissed by the Board.

Yip and THEY are the main reason fer our present predicament. This should have been sorted out at the end of last saeson.

Kencar - He has zero pace - He's not match fit. There were a couple of dives. There was some gesticulating and shaking of his head when other players made mistakes. Redn Black - Not a grafter it has to be said ! What I was trying to say was - is he the type of player that oozes claas, takes yer breath away and looks like he could win games on his own ??

JIMMY CALDER, INVERNESS CALEDONIAN THISTLE Don't think we have ever had such an entertaining player, even when he had a bad game he always made me smile with his ventures all over the park. Caley D Runs out of defence, sitting on the bar, saving at least 50% of penalties against him. ICTChris It has to be Jimmy Calder. He's playing for Nairn County now and he came on as a sub against QPR and within 5 mins he had tackled a forward and went on a run down the left wing. Ah! the memories. CaleyNairnite We will never see another keeper like him - absolute Legend. KingBeastie After a rocky start at Caley Thistle Jimmy won fans over with his tremendous performances - not bad for a fat lad that worked as a brickie !!! Remember when he sat on the crossbar whilst playing for Inverness Thistle in a fairly one-sided match !!! Scott MacKenzie Just SOOOPERB, never a dull moment. Oats I never thought I could grow to love a ex-Thistle player so much. He was great entertainment and was the best keeper I have ever seen at saving penalties. I was always confident he was going to save it, rather than worrying the opponent was going to score it. Stomach