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Sorry but I am not impressed with my first impressions and hopefully I will be proved wrong. He is clearly not fit and he needs matches - his movement and touch are evidently class but he has a "feel" of arrogance about him. He was quite dramatic today and had a go at a few players when it was his fitness and pace to blame. I was surprised that most chose to ignore him or apologise - even when he was in the wrong. Arrogance can be a "weapon" but he has to become a team player. Comments ?

Feckin good post Hairy which I will expand on another thread. I feckin agree wiv ya. :crazy07: FRASER :021: :021: :022: Another good performance. Has his faults which is OK fer a young keeper and he reminds me more and more of Brown at his earlier stage. Great shot stopper, great on 1:1 situations, better kicker and distributor than Brown but feck me does he stay on his line and is suspect at crosses and corners. Does not shout enuff at his defenders but they were too feckin busy shouting at each other today. TOKELY :021: :021: :021: :022: :018: I will give him MOM and he had his best game in ages but he looked as if he was a feckin law to himself today. He went forward with too much abandon as if he was trying to prove that he is better playing his usual game instead of being shackled in a defensive one. I thought his "digs" after scoring were not aimed at the supporters but the fellow players and manager. HASTINGS :021: :021: :024: Spent most of the match bitching with Caff and Granty. Lost his concentration quite a few times in the second half. GRANTY :021: :021: :021: :018: If that is what the captaincy does to him then take it feckin off him. Tried to lay down the law and just appeared to get crap back from Duncan and Tokely in particular. Not sure what happened to the arm band but he made no attempt to retrieve it. CAFF :020: :sillywave: Sorry but is a HUGE weak link. Simply needs to go or we are in BIG trouble. COWIE :021: :021: :021: Liked what I saw - a grafter but with a fair degree of skill. Totally fluffed the goal chance. BLACK :021: :021: :022: Looks like a feckin choirboy in comparison with his peers today. But he flits in and out of the game instead of trying to run it. DUNCAN :021: :021: :022: :018: Runner up fer MOM but is he MR feckin Angry or what ? Another player who appeared to be trying to prove a point but putting himself first. How he never got a red card for continually abusing Freeland beats me. McBAIN :021: :021: :024: Probably the fittest player in the SPL but what exactly does he do? NICULAE :symbol_question: Will discuss him elsewhere. WYNESS :021: :021: :021: Thought he had an excellent 45 - did a **** of a lot of running and moving into space. And yet another who looked totally cheesed off at being hooked. Despite all of that it was not a bad performance and we were unlucky not to share the spoils. But why did our shape go completely when we scored ? Short throw ins and some evident training ground moves from dead ball situations. But can Bayne and Niculae play together - I think NOT.

But is it for his washing machine or his hoover ?

:019: :019: :019: I am going to send a copy of that to Rory's family. It will be such a comfort in their hours of need.

I have to admit that Charles has always been a role model for me and I recall my first fight followed one of his outstanding performances on Top of the Form when a member fo the the other team called him a swotty wee midget. I have always cherished a signed life size photo of Charles which I can still cram into my back pocket.

And there is always yon feckin aquifer.

I think that what the sensitive one was trying to say was that you are all a bunch of insensitive tatws and we should be making love not war and loving our neighbours and not talking ill of others and not criticising others and realising that his opinion is always correct and should not be challenged or questioned. I too have faced the ridicule and wrath of the posters on this site and it has deeply affected me, my wife, my children, my Uncle George and Auntie Anne in Forres, my work colleagues, the lads down the pub and my Auntie Liz in Dingwall( :001:). Fer fecks sake think and have some compassion for yer fellow man.

I too agree with the fat ******* but have to say that I find that the stewards have been very keen to get to know me better.

Fer fecks sake - ya could have used your frustration to good use last Saturday. Setanta hone in on Sebo and his new hairstlye and here is your good self seated rite behind him. Ya could have given the **** a few slaps and spits, pretending to aim your venom at Rory & Co.

I am reliably informed that he is about to embark on a career as a porn movie actor. I also found it amusing that he has chosen the screen name of Squirrel Heathmount !!!

Dear Moderators, I continue to be bemused at the fact that I am regularly chastised and/or censored for alledged "abuse" of other posters but when the shoe is on the other feckin foot the moderators all appear to revel in, or join in with, my ridicule. May I remind you all that I too have a heart and can experience sensitivity at times. IHE :019:

Such a punishment would not be sniffed at.

Maybe its a line up or a speeding offence.

Another blow fer Mike Smith. :017:

I am informed that the first Marius Niculae Supporters Branch has been inaugurated at a meeting in the Commercial Inn, Dingwall this evening. Their war cry is going to be - O2 O2B O2B A Romany. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

How do I complain to a moderator ? :008:

WHOOOOOOOOOO. But Niculae is a mere squad player. Deano is the main man.

Or ya could border on the controversial and print and we dont give a feck whoever you may be .. or feckin may be not.

Do ya fancy a celebration jamming session before the Arab game ya sarcy ****. :rotflmao:

I should suggest that he isnt match fit and will be on the bench.

I have just received a telephone call from Pat Nevin who assures me that, off the record, that it was my humanitarian plea that swayed the decision. I am also assured that Marius is going to buy me a double vodka and coke with his first wage.

I bet the ghosts are feckin shittting themselves. :rotflmao: The Scottish PARA-ABNORMAL Society.

Human rights for Gypsies ?

Or to the tune of Floyds' " Brick in the wall". We dont need no Maradonna We dont need his ball control We dont pass to one another We just rush up to the gaols Oh Caley Leave us cnuts alone All in all Its just another hoof of the ball

I have just been contacted by the Home Office and given them my verbal reference. The meeting is therefore still on-going at the time of posting. I think that my Romany humanitarian argument went down well and may just sway the verdict.