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Would it work for us and County ? GRETNA have opened talks to offer a joint season ticket for Motherwell fans next season. The SPL newcomers are preparing for life away from their own Raydale Park as their top-flight games will be staged at Fir Park. Gretna fans face a 160-mile round trip for home matches and there are fears of poor crowds. But the promoted club last night revealed they have started discussions about the possibility of enticing Well fans to watch them when Maurice Malpas' team are on long-distance away trips. Plans are at an eary stage but Gretna chief executive Graeme Muir last night outlined the idea. Muir said: "People want to watch SPL football every week. "Brooks Mileson, myself and Motherwell are trying to figure out how we could do it. "If Motherwell are at Aberdeen, for example, some of the fans who don't want to travel might prefer to watch Gretna play the likes of Hibs.

In those good old days the kids lay on the ground behind the goals cos they were pished.

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I am reliably informed that the participants of the Highland Football Academy are going to be divided into two groups which are not age related. I understand that the philosphy is to create a tier system in the same manner as schools or, more simply, like an A team and B team ideal. The upper tier will receive more intense skill and fitness training whereas the lower tier will receive more skill development training. A. Is this fair on the participants to create such a divide ? B. Are we simply creating an elitist breakaway group? C. Is it right that the upper tier all have to wear ICT colours?

Can I introduce the Singing Section forum - and stand up to do it. :001:

Due to my debilatating pre season athletics injury and devotion to the care of the mentally ill I have only managed a mere 14 this season - hang on - make that 13 and 3/5th.

What is a tug doing in the Airforce ?

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What about this instead of a fourth stand.

Feck me - the season ends and Brosnon feckin wakes up and posts. League survival will always be the first objective. We must get our cup spirit back though.

Write to: Ferguslie Park House Removals Ltd. :010:

Peter Picasso Paul is one of the few papparazzi who has truly captured the beauty of my tattoo.

[ Sit down ya feckin hooligans. I was one of the ones down the front yesterday and gota agree with ya on that point! Never joined in singin rosco break a leg wasn't keen on singin it. Hooligans though. .?? :024: Not quite m8!! :018: I don't go to games to annoy ne1 start fights etc. like u would find from other fans round the country, me and my m8s just go to the games to create a bit of atmosphere, which most ppl seem to be in support of. But the way you've said it there is as if we're nothing but a nuisance :007: Can somebody feckin txt Kev and explain the meaning of sarcasm. :017:

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I am reliably informed that a certain Stefan Grigorie, currently playing for FCU Politehnica Timişoara, will be added to the pre season training squad.

Aye had the season had its ups and downs but cant grumble at being safe so soon. Just wish we could get our cup tradition flowing again. Still there is always next season. Its in the feckin blood man. May I also apologise to CC for any undue stress he suffered this season but wind-ups are feckin wind-ups. :rotflmao:

WE SIMPLY HAVE TO AGREE ON THE WORDING TO THIS NEW ICT "ANTHEM :022: Here is the original: We come on the sloop john b My grandfather and me Around nassau town we did roam Drinking all night Got into a fight Well I feel so broke up I want to go home So hoist up the john bs sail See how the mainsail sets Call for the captain ashore Let me go home, let me go home I wanna go home, yeah yeah Well I feel so broke up I wanna go home I note that the "choir" had words to the second chorus but I was too traumatised to recall them. May I suggest: We come on the HMS Sneck We lie drunk on the deck From Inverness town we did roam Drinking all night Got in to a fight Well I feel so broke up I wanna go home And THEN ? :004:

Sit down ya feckin hooligans.

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FROM BALINTORE TO BUCHAREST I concede to a combined euphoria of exhilaration and positive anticipation on reading of the planned links between ICT and the footballing legends of Eastern Europe. :022: I glowed with pride that our small but developing club are forging links, in the desired and eco-friendly spirit, with our brethren in the European Community. I trembled in admiration that we are proposing to suppport the impoverished and struggling nations of Esatern Europe and providing their yoof with a godsend opportunity to learn and prosper in more salacious enviroments. I simply felt emotionally overwhelmed that a club of our tender years, moving rapidly through its puberty into teenage life, could provide such a mature and compassionate attachment to people less fortunate than our good selves. I am further enthused at the prospect that ICT may well also "mature" well before the legal age of consent and that we are striving to progressively meander, albeit insiduously, up the often tortorous and demanding slopes of success. But, most of all, I am delighted that we are maintaining our traditional links with the ***** population and have even taken our bond to a higher level. :001: From Balintore to Bucharest - from Kiltarlity to Krakow, from Scoot Leithch to Gheorghe Hagi, from Alex Smith to Gheorghe Popescu. :023: We have progressed from our original embodiment and pity for the generalised "tinker" breed of gypsies to the embracement of the more refined and charasmatic Romany nation. No more shall we plunder the now barren fields of Ross-Shire. No more shall we scour and scout the playing fields of northern caravan and camping sites. No more shall we rely on fodder from Victoria Park. Our eyes have been opened to the plentiful orchards of Esatern Europe where our experienced fruit pickers will assist us in seek out and procuring the ripening foootballing fruits and allow the virginal grapse to mature into vintages on the fields of the Longman. HELLO ROMANIA - GOODBYE ROSS-SHIRE HELLO POLAND - GOODBYE PORTMAHOMMACK. :crazy07:

I have just been surfing the net for some info. on the invisble Mr Smith. Found an excerpt from his childhood which makes sense. Smiffy - The naive, somewhat dumb pupil who often confuses genders and nouns (for example, when Teacher calls the register and he is supposed to say 'present', he says 'gift' instead). He can sometimes be very kind and aware of things on an emotional level, similar to an idiot savant, but most of the time he can't even remember what colour the sky is. He has two brothers, Whiffy and Normal Norman. His mother occasionally appears, once as a replacement member of staff when Teacher was absent. Smiffy has even been seen to send his father to school instead of himself. Anyone got anything else?

It was Feb 8th reincanated. :017: :017: