IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

That was an order from Mike Smiff RIG. :001:

Why didnt I think of that feckin excuse on Saturday? :rotflmao:

OK - here is the serious response DJS. I feel that I initially brought about the suggestion of the Singing Section for the Pars game although Lg evidently did the large majority of the prep. and the agreement by the club. I felt that I had to make the effort to travel to a game which I would probably have otherwise missed. That evidently results in a 700 mile round, elongated train journey plus accomodation. I thought that one of the reasons for putting the section in the outside, uncovered wing was to let the party roll. Personally I now feel that the club did not expect the level of response and went well OTT in the subsequent stewarding. It was persisting for most of the first half but I tended to rest ma weary bones between songs. The throwing out of the young lads and the close proximity and threatening observations of the stewards led mainly to then fans standing up more. They certainly did go back into the main stand when the torrent came. At half time I walked along to chat to some of the lads in the Main Stand. On the way back I was challenged by a steward who told me, at that stage, that I would be the next out the door. You may anticipate my reply. I actually sat down fer the first five minutes after the restart and stood up for a Stand Up chorus. The woman then came accross and "warned" me. I more politely responded that she and her colleagues would be better employed at the Pars end and asked if they realised that the Singing Section had been sanctioned by the club. I again sat down but stood up again when the next song started. I was then simply asked to leave the ground. I really thought it was a practical joke and waved to the other fans. Then the mannie told me that it was no joke and that is when I started gestering to the Main Stand. Again jokingly I added "Do you not know who I am?" and the response was "Yes, we have been told to get you out of here". On the way out the two stewards apologised to me, stating that they were under specific orders, that they thought it was daft but it was more than their jobsworth. It all leaves a bad taste in the mooth. It suggests that the stewards were specifically tasked to overpolice the Singing Section. I also evidently take marked offence if I was targetted as was put to me. It was a long lonely desolate Highland March back to the INNES. :001:

There is nobody in my seat in the Courier picture.

I'm going to buy a feckin cushion.

I have been in such a state of feckin shock that I had to keep drinking.

Ach - I just went straight to the feckin Innes. :001: To be honest I thought the wummin steward was having a feckin laff to start with. Everybody was standing up. The stewards were extemely apologetic to me and as I have said on another thread they told me that they had been specifically asked to turf me out. I know I can be a drunken ersehole but the craic was brill on Saturday. But can we call for a singing section after that!!!

To be perfectly honest is it not a sign of a rowdy young hooligan element in our support. :rotflmao: I was apologised to by the stewards who informed me that a certain person had requested my specific removal.

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Granville Paterson

Yas have to get well pished beforehand or yas will be ejected. Sing every feckin song ya want. Its party time. And there aint no choirmaster - we are a feckin choir of feckin revellers. Every man and wummin fer themselves. Bring it feckin on. :011: We come on the HMS Sneck Lying drunk on the deck Around Inverness town we did roam Drinking all night Got into a fight Well I feel so broke up I want to go home So hoist up the Sneckies sail See how the mainsail sets Call for the Captain ashore Let me go home, let me go home I wanna go home, yeah yeah Well I feel so broke up I wanna go home The first mate he got drunk And broke in the Cap'n's trunk The constable had to come and take him away PC Barry Stone Why don't you leave me alone, yeah yeah Well I feel so broke up I wanna go home So hoist up the Sneckie's sail See how the mainsail sets Call for the Captain ashore Let me go home, let me go home I wanna go home, let me go home Why don't you let me go home (Hoist up the Sneckie's sail) Three cheers fer the HMS Sneck. I feel so broke up I wanna go home Let me go home :001:

BUMP

Ross Tokely winner at Love Street. :rotflmao:

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About feckin time we built this up. All you cnuts who bellow at the away games should be up fer this. Lets twirl the feckin scarves and have a rite good craic and sing song. Full Highland dress fer me and quite a few swallies in the Innes to get the vocal chords ready and the feckin disinhibitions gone. This could be our chance to impress so lets go laldy. Who's moving seats to participate ?

Can ya pick me up from the Fairways at 6.55?

I have to concur with Beatonio. Foul language at a football game has turned many a family away. I encourage my children to enjoy our days watching the ICT and I am proud to know that they consider me to be a decent role model.

One of the apprentices.

What train are ya getting up Buffy and how big is yer carry out ?

Sorry.

I am reliably informed that CC did take his dogs to the sheepdog trials earlier this season but his tactics backfired and the dogs ended up in the feckin pen and the sheep fecked aff

THAT WEEKEND THE MENTALLY ILL OF LANCASHIRE ARE DEPENDENT ON MA PRESENCE.

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Would it not be a good idea to have the split at the start of the season? We could employ a system where the top six and bottom six could be determined by their performances in the previous three seasons. The first five games would be played on the "split" basis and then we all play each other three times. :crazy07: :crazy07: