IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

This is serious. A wee man is missing?

HERE ARE TWO PREVIOUS ANNOUNCEMENTS « on: May 02, 2006, BY IHE :011: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am reliably informed that Brewster has made an official approach to ICT and has laid now the ammount of money he is currently been backed with by the Grocer. At the present time and I cannot see it changing, Black and Proctor will be at Tannadice next season. Brew cannot afford Dargo or Machine and we have already put in another bid fer Rankin. Rankin fer Black makes good business sense to me. « on: June 30, 2006, BY IHE -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Behind doors it is finally done and dusted. Took a feckin long time but we have finally got our man. Just look at the feckin dates :010: :010: :010: I will refrain from saying I told you so. :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: Now fer the Aquifer.

I am sorry fer being a party pooper but buying Rankin was dependent on the Arab bid. Black is stalling on a contract and we could end up getting nowt. Could rankin and Black play in the same team?

It was never really in doubt. Now lets see what money Brewster comes up with. :003:

4 0r 5 0r 6 ??

Put it in Rumour Mill .. thats where I enlighten everyone. :015: :015: :015:

What was the team?

There never was a feckin if. :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015:

:017: :017: I am quite happy with ma internal communications. :011: :011:

We need to lose a goal quickly. That is: Played 8 Won 8 For 25 Against 0 So when is the first goal against us going to come from? I am going fer a Dods own goal. :001:

Almost but you are not paying attention. The sales of Proctor and Black are dependent on the Rankin deal.

Ah..but he is being groomed as a striker.

13 July 2006 BEER BELLIES BILL MEN spend an average of £22 a week cultivating their beer bellies, according to a survey yesterday. The bill for beer and junk food is about £1144 a year - or five per cent of their average take-home pay. Dr Chris Dark, of insurers PruHealth, who surveyed 2500 men, said: "A significant number of men are investing time and money on cultivating their guts." Its a feckin passion man. Who are these 2500 feckin teetotallers. Who else is a Sneck above averager?

Or Friday. :001:

It looks that most of ya will not need ma professional services. FITBA CRAZY? NO CHANCE Backing team keeps you sane By Dave King SUPPORTING a football team can help keep you sane - even if they're rubbish. Experts say following a club wards off depression and reduces risk of suicide. Scotland has one of the worst suicide rates in western Europe, with about 600 cases last year - 450 of whom were young men. But psychiatrists believe devotion to a club helps fans, even if their team flops in big matches. Alan Pringle, a lecturer in mental health at Nottingham University, said actually attending matches at grounds increased fans' sense of belonging and generally made them feel better about themselves and their lives. He explained: "When you start looking at mental illness, you find that people feel rejected and cut off. "But we found people who said that a football club gave them a sense of consistency throughout their lives." Pringle told a conference in Glasgow he asked fans to keep diaries of their thoughts before and after a match. He investigated the effects of anticipation of a big game and the result on their mental health. Bert Moorhouse, director of football studies at Glasgow University, said fans felt they had a family in other fans. He added: "Football is one of the few places were there is still a sense of community." A spokesman for the Mental Health Foundation said: "Watching football provides an opportunity to express and release internalised emotion which men in particular find difficult to express in other ways."

I am afraid that I have joined Rosscoe on the injury list. Specialist says that I cant have the feckin plaster off till mid August and no weight bearing either. Looks like a September start fer me. :029:

Well I was going to keep this exclusive but, given the extent of yer concerns I will share it with ya now. GB/CC have been putting out feelers fer Don Cowie fer weeks. If we coin in some more transfer monies before the start of the season then expect another plunder off Tinkerville. If we do not come to up fronCowie will be the January Transfer priority. And before ya all scoff remember who prophecied Rankin six months ago. :001: :001:

I would'nt take too much notice of rumours. :003: Was it the Moray weed that caused the clouds? Where was Proctor?

This is worrying. Nobody seems to know. Anyone got the contact details fer Interpol?

Fer fecks sake. It was'nt an exclusive, it was a poser and nobody got it. :016: :016: The answer was Charlie Christie. :001:

GUESS WHO? :clapping04: :clapping04: :clapping04:

It was just that I heard a rumour that he was going to play in Rosscoe's testimonial. Has he actually been officially released?

I have been busy in transfer dealings all summer. Where is the wee man?

Old git

You can all relax. The paperwork has reached a conclusion but Callaghan has now gone back to prey on the Tinkerville coffers..