IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

I get it. We are in but we are not shure whether we are representing Denmark or Portugal.

Just came across this as I never usually have the time to get this far down the list. Itake it we are talking of members of Craig Dunain staff. I have met the unfortunate JD on a few occasions on ma journeys home. He is usually to be found in the Gellions in the early morn. Feckin shame.

8/14. Where's the feckin tattoos??

Mackintosh faces police questions By Richard Eden and Tim Walker, Mandrake (Filed: 07/05/2006) Sir Cameron Mackintosh is to be interviewed by detectives as part of Scotland Yard's investigation into the "cash for honours" affair. The West End theatre owner and impresario has agreed to meet officers when he returns to London next week from a holiday abroad. Sir Cameron Mackintosh The producer of such hit musicals as Les Misérables and Mary Poppins was knighted under John Major's Conservative government, but used some of his estimated £400 million fortune to help to bankroll Labour's 1997 general election campaign. The 59-year-old impresario has been entertained at Chequers by Tony and Cherie Blair. 400 feckin million :010: :010: Police and fire officers have begun investigating a blaze which destroyed the West Highland home of theatre impresario Sir Cameron Mackintosh. The alarm was raised after flames were spotted coming from the isolated house on the shores of Loch Nevis early on Saturday morning. AN 81-YEAR-OLD crofter has won a six-year battle against the millionaire theatre producer Sir Cameron Mackintosh to stop trees being planted on land where he was born. The West End impresario, who has produced smash hits such as Cats and Les Misérables, owns the 13,000-acre North Morar estate in Lochaber and went to court last year to try to resolve the dispute. And here are the feckin links :010: :010: :010:

Proctor won’t come cheap By Ian Roache INVERNESS Caley Thistle have told DUNDEE UNITED they will need to pay up if they want midfielder David Proctor. The 22-year-old former Hibs player has made 46 appearances for the Highlanders, scoring three goals, but they are willing to let him go—at a price. ICT director of football Graeme Bennett confirmed, “United have made an enquiry about David and, as we have plenty of options in his position, we are willing to consider it if the lad wants to move. “But he has a year of his contract to go and the fee would need to be right.” Manager Craig Brewster is also understood to be close to snapping up another midfielder, Ian Black, from his former club. DUNDEE COURIER.

I reckon we should all send Dargo to Coventry if he accepts their offer.

I have started off a wee wind up thread on Pie and bOVRIL. Anyone care to join in? :015: :015: :015: :015: :015:

This time...so far and there is no such thing as half a feckin aquifer. :016:

He's from Harry feckin Enfield. What's his link with the Highlands and how much dosh does he have?

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I thought my cousin was winding me up but he says it is a deffo rumour. Who the feck is this Sir Cameron?

:006: :006: Rubbish eh?

I fink yon Big Moray ****** frae Hopeman can take his homicidal feckin taxi to Muversmell and employ Ricky Mullet as his second feckin "person"".

I understand that the Aquifer is still creating major problems

Patronising, false Jeggie *******.

I have just received pigeon post from my cousin in Tinkerville and he informs me that some gudgie called Sir Cameron MacKintosh who is summat to do with the Theatre and has loads of spondoolachs is offering to build the Tinks an SPL compliant stadium and rumours are that it will be sited in the Alness/Invergordon area. We may well have competition soon. :010:

My initial post was old fashioned pish take and my posts continued to be so. I never once made any reference to the Kerr incident. I wound them up with the Cafu lookalike suggestion. :015: :015:

Well said Evelyn.

"There was a mouse....Where?...There on the stair, right there..a little mouse with clogs on...well I declare...going clip,clippety clop on the stair." What a feckin **** taking chant that would be?? :015: :015: Last game I went to at the Arena was well shyte. :019: :019:

Condescending, patronising, fat Jeggie *******.

The first parts are DEAD GEN. Drunken Disorderly has been released by Everton and his hoose in Southport is up fer sale. He has always been into fishing and countryside pursuits. He is moving to the Badenoch area!!! Would put a few bums on seats?

Look on the feckin bright side. It keeps them out of the spotlight and it makes it more likely that they will be staying at ICT next season. I have heard that the powers to be think this season was a one-off fer us, that Brown is a middle of the road keeper, that Dargo will not repeat his goal tally and Dods has no skill. Long may those comments/thoughts persist.

IMHO they have all been shyte. We should have got in the Top Six, we should have got to two cup finals, we should never have been beaten twice at Cellic and Almondvale and our home form has been disgusting.

This could be our first and last chance to play in a European competition. Getting pished abroad with ICT could be a dying feckin wish for some of the older gits on here.

Upsetting the fans of other teams is the Pie and Bovril psyche. :011: I didnt agree with the chant but I will be the first to start off "Its just like watching Cafu" at Love Street. :015: :015: As if they werent going to bait us anyway. And it makes good forum material. Is this the first football related topic to hit 2 pages. :021: