Monsters of Rock has moved to Milton Keynes and headliners are oldies Alice Cooper, Deep Purple and Thunder supported by Queensryche, Journey and Nugent.
But the Monster of Jock is heading with his tent, his kilt, his carry out and head banging mates to the beloved Donnington fer the weekend after to savour the delights of Guns and Roses, Mettalica, Prodigy, Killing Joke, Alice in Chains and the excellent Tool.
I got six stitches in ma chin last time when I fell aff the top of a human pyramid. I fink it may have been summat to do wiv the home made Mushroom soup, The oldest swinger in town is getting feckin smashed.