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  1. Johnboy

    the Open

    Great idea Charles!! Maybe replace Peter Allis or Ken Brown with one of your more enlightened broadcasting colleagues - Chic Young perhaps? Raising the standards - that's what it's all about.
  2. Good man! You know it makes sense. Don't forget, best served with orange or black cherry sauce and mashed sweet potatoes.... :008: :005:
  3. Johnboy

    the Open

    Oosterhuizen without a doubt.... I wouldn't even fancy Casey for second place.
  4. Johnboy

    the Open

    Better than making her Fanny Singh, I suppose... The whisky lasted less than 24 hours. Did you put some water in it? I tried to bet you another bottle than Andy Murray would beat Nadal and reach the final at Wimbledon. Fortunately you weren't around to take me up on it... :015: I've decided that some unknown South African will probably win tomorrow.... Do you want to put a bottle of GF on Casey?
  5. Long time (last April) since we last conceeded a goal.... What happened?
  6. Johnboy

    the Open

    I reckon it'll be Henrik Stenson.... Fanny's doing a great job keeping his balls clean.
  7. Mmmmm..... They're great roasted in garlic butter and served with an orange or black cherry sauce and mashed sweet potatoes (with apple slices mixed in before baking) plus wild rice with sauteed onion and celery and white wine. Yummmmeeeee!
  8. I think he might be good in the lotus position. Jeez.. i never thought you were that 'type' Me? Oh yes, I get my chakras balanced regularly.
  9. I think he might be good in the lotus position.
  10. I would agree..... Don't think we'll see much more of Proctor at RB.
  11. Johnboy

    the Open

    No. Yeah, Rory's more of a fair weather player.... bit like me, I suppose. :P
  12. What really pleases me about this signing is the fact he chose to come here, despite serious interest from several other clubs. He obviously sees ICT as a club on the way up, and with the potential to do much more than just survive in the SPL.
  13. Are you sure you didn't dream that?
  14. The Flying Handbag.... I'd be inclined to give that one a miss.
  15. Johnboy

    4-2-3-1

    Especially when you try and kick your opponents off the park at the same time....
  16. My old dog used to love this one.
  17. Yeah.... Suicide was probably the last thought that went through his mind.
  18. Great post..... Summed him up perfectly with that.... :(
  19. Yeah.... He was trying to kill that copper, and was hell bent on killing a few more, but heyho... Gazza said he was a good bloke - and real sound guy. You just can't argue with that.
  20. me too mate ^_^ I didn't do much better with Torres!
  21. I'm just worried now that the next phase in this saga, will probably be a long drawn out and very costly inquiry into how the police handled this matter. Will there be any point in that? After what the guy had done, and what he was threatening to do, there was only ever going to be one outcome. I was surprised that the police, after they found Moat, let the matter drag on for as long they did. If this had happened in the US would their police have mucked around with taser guns?
  22. Last night's 3rd place play-off for me, was the best match of the tournament. What's a bad blow job got to do with it?
  23. What a crap final.... thank God Spain won it.
  24. That's priceless! He just wanted to take him a fishing rod and a can of lager, like... oh, and a jacket, and a dressing gown an a' bit o' chicken, and some bread like... do a bit of fishing with him, like, and maybe talk the whole thing over, like... Moaty's a good lad really, like... sound as a bell like.... Ok... he might have shot a couple of people but he's still a good lad like...He's maybe worried that the police are gonna shoot him, like... If ah could just do a spot o' fishin' with him, like.... Ah could explain to him, like... he'll probably get 12 years for this, but if he behaves himself, like.... he could be out in 6 years. Ok.... so he shot his girlfriend and a policeman, and killed someone, but he's a sound bloke, like.... He was probably on drugs when he did that, like... but they'll have worn off now... he's a good guy... a sound bloke like... He could be out and about in 6 years like.... a sound bloke... Ah just wish the police would let me talk to him, like....
  25. There was a report on Sky News late last night that Paul Gascoigne was helping the police in persuading Moat to give himself up peacefully. Maybe that's what tipped him over the edge...
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