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Brilliant ye couldna make this up, could ya........... This guy will be more famous than Smeato

crikey colin, do any of your letters get to the right address?

the word definitely being spelt with an a......like this, definately bananas the chipper always saying to you when it's your turn......"I'm sorry sir, you will have to wait five minutes for more chips* and it usually takes fifteen minutes as well. those self service tills in supermarkets, it takes more attendants to operate them than it would if it were tills. the people in the dvlc office, they expect us to fill in those forms like it is something we do every day, then they always find something wrong with your form......grrrr

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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Smileys R us :018: :018: :018: :018: :018: :018: :018: :018: :018: :018: :018: :018: :018: :018: :018: :018: :018: :crazy07: :crazy07: :crazy07: :crazy07: :crazy07: :crazy07: :crazy07: :crazy07: :crazy07: :crazy07: :sillywave: :sillywave: :sillywave: :sillywave: :sillywave: :sillywave: :sillywave: :sillywave: :sillywave: Why?

I heard that a fan ran on to the pitch armed with a samurai sword and beheaded the poor old keeper just to make his evening worse. Funeral directors swiftly removed the unamed man in a body bag and his head in a morrisons carrier bag with an ice pack just in case it could be stitched back on. The fan disappeared into the unruly crowd and returned to his high rise unaware of the problems he has caused his team. :029:

I have no problem moving to accomodate the singers for the lesser games, but the section they have taken over is I imagine already sold to season ticket holders mostly. My seat is in the centre of this wrangle and I moved along on Saturday, but beware, not everybody will be willing to move. I know of at least one other person who had to ask more than once for someone to move out of their season ticket seat on Saturday. The area that the singers have adopted is probably the best viewing section in the North stand and I would not expect many to give up their seats easily. I would expect to take my same season ticket seat next season as well as it is prime seating. What these young guys need to understand is that they do not have a right to be in that area unless they have purchased seats showing that number on them. As I said, should not really have been an issue against the likes of Falkirk, but for the sell out games it is a no goer I'm afraid. The only way to sort it out is get together at the start of next season and block buy a section providing nobody else has already bought their seats in that area..........unfortunately this will not happen in the section you are trying to take over. Still, plenty room elsewhere and keep up the noise.

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That was the week that was. Can't fault the transformation however it has been achieved. We have gone from a team with no passion, no commitment, no direction, no leadership to as slick a machine as you will see in the SPL. We have gone back a few years to the cavalier days of Pele. We showed them how to swashbuckle, ripped three teams in the space of eight days, and scored nine goals. I don't care who is responsible, I am just glad to have witnessed it. If it is CB, so be it, maybe it's all down to Parky, who can tell, but at least I can say I was there. Stop yer rebel without a cause nonsense and come on down, you know it makes sense.

We have been playing great apart from the gers game, the breaks are now starting to go with us. We were fablious today, keep it up..............as the wife said

Another masterclass from the wee man topped off with a superb goal from a Marius assist, top drawer stuff.

Fantastic player, has always had the ability, more pace would be an asset, but when he has the ball and is about to do the scoop and shuffle the defenders as we all know are beaten, they know it's coming as well but they just can't cope magnificent, a pleasure to pay.

Suffice to say, theres more to this than meets the eye, but heavy handed stewardism was not evidnt today, unless I missed something.

A fitting response from the team he loved. Always there with team, all the best.

Another International display frrom the guy, he soooo deserved a goal, another who ripped the piss out of Falkirk, immense.

hey, it's my word :015: He was fantastic, super performance by Russell, again inconspicuous by his display, the difference being he was noticable this time, for all the right things, he totally took the Michael.

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Re-Morgan He does OK when he is on the ball, but like Denzil, neither of them could tackle a fish supper and he jumps in the air sort of Roryesque. But when on the ball and delivering a cross he comes to life. Good twenty yard first timer that skimmed the top of the bar in the second half. Duncan MoM for me followed by Bazza and Cowie. Bazza willing to take players on and Cowie runs further than Forrest Gump.

One guy was certainly restrained and removed after a bit of confrontation with the stewards. Shame really, they only appeared to be guilty of creating an atmosphere and enjoying themselves. It seemed to calm down a bit later on after some impasse was reached. As kencar said I am sure some others closer to the action will enlighten us, but please make it factual. A pity this as there seems to be a rift between the young guys and some stewards developing. The noise created tonight by everybody congregating in my seat was about as loud as it gets, bouncies, mexican waves......mexican waves back.........

We ran Gretna ragged at times and they could have had no complaints had we scored six or seven goals. They had a bit of the bal last fifteen of the first half and first fifteen of the second half but overall we were well on top. Denzil could have scored a hat trick since he came on, Morgan skimmed the top of the bar after a sweeping move from right to left and we just generally toyed with them. Cowie again a good performance and Russell not noticed for bad passes so he must have done OK. Bayne scored a close range header after he flicked on a Brew header into the net. Bazza scored after a shimmy and cross from Denzil and Rossco knocked a far post ball into the six yard box for Denzil to wrap up the scoring. Zibi seemed to do OK, caught one deep cross well but never had any big moments to deal with. Easy win, lets see if we can keep it going for Falkirk game.

Be there or be square, see you around seven. :drinking09:

ihe said "I welcome their introduction - Just look at it as a challenge" The challenge is all ours :029:

Oh dear, maybe that will be the next old building to burst into flames :023:

Thats right johnboy, I never went because I could not be ersed. Me attending that meeting would have changed anything not one iota. If you or anyone else really believed that Warnock was a candidate then you need help. It was all hyped out of all proportion by the media and people on here clutching at straws. Yes I thought he may have been interesting if he had popped along for a few months, but in reality it was pie in the sky. I would not dare call him a liar, just economical with the truth. mee, get back to where you really want to be, stop cutting off your nose to spite your erse.

I would check out your eyes maimie, there is an I in there, mind you, it looks like an afterthought and squeezed in between the L and the N