davie

Directions to Forres? Drive through Nairn until the smell dies down?

I'll be there +3. Is that a hint of crow steppped vernacular gable I see on top of that building? And does it lurk in the shadow of a pit bing?

1. Nae toffs in Dundee 2. Nae Horses either, ate them in pehs. 3. Foxes were trained across the road, and I'm jealous - I spent most of my formative years wanting to dig up Dens and p*sh on it.

Seeing as everyone is quoting their male offspring, mine thinks it's "nobad" (alloneword) and I reckon it's about as good as errea will come up with. I'll buy it.

Will somebody please notice that we have Foran up front this year, who is a proven goalscorer. Once Oddy Hambone is fixed, that should see the demise of Barrowman, and hey presto, we have a team that can and will beat Dundee at will. I just don't know that I could stomach going to Dens to watch it....

Anybody else find it amazing how many forms of transport avoid Dunfermline like a cruise to Invergordon? We'll go by car, if the driver can be persuaded. I believe "ram raiding" has a distinctly fife flavour to it.

Pirates at Livi? I've nae dignity so I'm up for it. Can I bring me parrot? He's called Struan.......

I'm wanting the 2016 version NOW. Looks like a lovely kind of place to teach the tinks what a roof is.

Happy Birthday to the Kinmylies pin up! Another class bash has to be on the cards girl, I've just about got over the hangover from mine. Davie xx

Camera flash? How's about every fan takes a gun. When the oppo are about to shoot, we shoot them. Should make the dump known as an "intimidating" sorta venue, and even if there are only lets say a thousand fans at a game, one of us should hit the target.

Ill just go for the usual bloodhound gang level of subtelty - "I hope you die" seems appropriate. I would say listen to the CB references in the lyrics, but the mods would get me into trouble so I won't.

AYR definitely. Probably the worst ground in Scotland? :020: MORTON definitely. Ever been to a stadium constructed of empty buckfast bottles? :D DUNDEE i'd rather burn :008: DUNFERMLINE first gemme of the season, got to really RAITH ROVERS I love the smell of linoleum and fish :( LIVI shoppings good, I like italians QoS definitely, although I'll need my passport for going that far. And jabs. PARTICK TH One simply has to visit one ground in Glasgow that disnae reek of bile C*UNTY Same as QoS, but I'll only need the jabs :D There you have it. Everywhere on our Div1 social deprivation tour of Scotland

Do we not have some muppets who could keep him company? FOC

Agree with the OP. this is getting depressing, even more so when we come up against c*unty with Vigurs, Wood etc. fired up as hell. They must be laughing like drains, and we appear to be going down the shops wi nae money. So, Grasser, what exactly have you been doing, apart from fulfilling our worst fears about how the singular lack of ambition from the Board would keep this club in Div. 1 for years? If I sound hacked off, I am

Best of luck Ian. I'll echo that it's a shame that you will shine one day - just not in a Caley shirt.

Echo all above. Scared sh*tless about this but cannae wait. MON THE FAMOUS ICT!!!

stand up like wyness 13 is a definite song for tomorrow. Take a bow young man (if the position doesn't distress you too much)

Worn out? worn in more like. Deffo not in the Glenmhor, I did some comprehensive (hic) research. Golf course wi a trumpet it is then. Anybody fancy making up a samba band?

Give them "love, the kind you clean up with a mop & bucket" (guess the line compo) I'll stick to serenading them with my trumpet!

Yeah think you have to buy a breakfast and you can get 2 drinks. So quick breakfast at home it is then the keg! you are only alowed 2 drinks if you have a child with you for a meal other wise just normal drinking So, if you eat a child, you only get two drinks? Eat my youngest, please - I'll easily stand you a bottle of anything you fancy!

Given all this crap about the A9 and how awful it is coming up here, how's about "the road to hell" by Chris Rea? Give that one a belt CaleyD

Bird Dog - that is class man. Anything but yon funereal dirge. Nobody's gettin buried on Saturday, unless they're from Falkirk

Still Game crew are coming up to support Falkirk :025: Gonnae no say that...............tos*ers

Well said Harry/ Al. You could come out with a whole lot of stuff about this game, but I would really like the feeling that I got in the 1990 grand slam, when Scotland walked on the pitch in a line, smacked the ball down on the centre line and then proceeded to cuff the people from the flat lands in the south. Fair made the hairs on the back of your neck stand up, and Granty has to be a leader in the mould of David Sole on Saturday. I think he can do it. If we had a haka that didn't involve baring your ar*e then I'd recommend that and all.

If it's still 0-0 with 10 minutes to go, I think it might be famous faeces...........