davie

AYR definitely. Probably the worst ground in Scotland? :020: MORTON definitely. Ever been to a stadium constructed of empty buckfast bottles? :D DUNDEE i'd rather burn :008: DUNFERMLINE first gemme of the season, got to really RAITH ROVERS I love the smell of linoleum and fish :( LIVI shoppings good, I like italians QoS definitely, although I'll need my passport for going that far. And jabs. PARTICK TH One simply has to visit one ground in Glasgow that disnae reek of bile C*UNTY Same as QoS, but I'll only need the jabs :D There you have it. Everywhere on our Div1 social deprivation tour of Scotland

truly

ping pong

What bollocks. MP's are paid roughly what senior managers in local government get, and considerably less than middle mangers in London private sector jobs. And yet, we ask them to make the most onerous decisions (which at least 50% of us are bound to object to because of the voting system) on our behalf. No party in power would dare to address the issue because of the headlines it would generate and so MP's have been allowed to top up their take homes as a means of getting a more representative (not necessarily fair) salary. When the kind of media feeding frenzy that has accompanied this issue happens, do you honestly blame them? We're just getting the logical conclusion of a system that we have allowed for years. Telegraph? bunch of self righteous bar stewards.

Its the vodka. Which means that he would a) Make more sense than Grassa B) Cost ICT less than Grassa c) Actually find some players whilst T&J are on holiday (even if they are in rehab)

which sank

Do we not have some muppets who could keep him company? FOC

Agree with the OP. this is getting depressing, even more so when we come up against c*unty with Vigurs, Wood etc. fired up as hell. They must be laughing like drains, and we appear to be going down the shops wi nae money. So, Grasser, what exactly have you been doing, apart from fulfilling our worst fears about how the singular lack of ambition from the Board would keep this club in Div. 1 for years? If I sound hacked off, I am

Only if she lands that tardis thing in the car park.

Best of luck Ian. I'll echo that it's a shame that you will shine one day - just not in a Caley shirt.

Echo all above. Scared sh*tless about this but cannae wait. MON THE FAMOUS ICT!!!

Pub already :022: Arent some lucky It's a mates on friday thing - we celebrate the fact that, somehow, we ain't been sacked yet. As confirmed on another thread, these central belters are at the kingsmills. 6 pints later, me nerves are still shot and will be until we hit the innes at 11. BRING IT ON. WE ARE STAYING UP!!!

Gillian, If we hear nothing else from you after tomorrow - thanks, You have contributed greatly to these forums, unlike some others. Best of.

stand up like wyness 13 is a definite song for tomorrow. Take a bow young man (if the position doesn't distress you too much)

Worn out? worn in more like. Deffo not in the Glenmhor, I did some comprehensive (hic) research. Golf course wi a trumpet it is then. Anybody fancy making up a samba band?

I'm off to the pub. Now. I'll take a donder past the Glenmhor going and on the way back and publicly pronounce my findings. If they are there, it's trumpet time! Ooooh me bleedin' nerves mavis............. :angry:

Give them "love, the kind you clean up with a mop & bucket" (guess the line compo) I'll stick to serenading them with my trumpet!

I'm the same, on holiday so I don't have wurk stressin me to sleep. I think I 'll go for a walk along the riverside tomorrow night wi ma trumpet. A couple of hours of that should see me right.

Yeah think you have to buy a breakfast and you can get 2 drinks. So quick breakfast at home it is then the keg! you are only alowed 2 drinks if you have a child with you for a meal other wise just normal drinking So, if you eat a child, you only get two drinks? Eat my youngest, please - I'll easily stand you a bottle of anything you fancy!

Given all this crap about the A9 and how awful it is coming up here, how's about "the road to hell" by Chris Rea? Give that one a belt CaleyD

Bird Dog - that is class man. Anything but yon funereal dirge. Nobody's gettin buried on Saturday, unless they're from Falkirk

Still Game crew are coming up to support Falkirk :025: Gonnae no say that...............tos*ers

Well said Harry/ Al. You could come out with a whole lot of stuff about this game, but I would really like the feeling that I got in the 1990 grand slam, when Scotland walked on the pitch in a line, smacked the ball down on the centre line and then proceeded to cuff the people from the flat lands in the south. Fair made the hairs on the back of your neck stand up, and Granty has to be a leader in the mould of David Sole on Saturday. I think he can do it. If we had a haka that didn't involve baring your ar*e then I'd recommend that and all.

If it's still 0-0 with 10 minutes to go, I think it might be famous faeces...........

Ill be there + 2, but I think a prolonged stay in the Innes beforehand will be neccessary 'cause I'm shi**ing myself over this one already! :puke03: