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This world cup predictor is shect,eh keep putting the correct score in then the teams come out and put the wrong scores in. Guess eh'm no gonna cause any bookies sleepless nights :sleep01:

What? 404 PAGE NOT FOUND???

:010: A96.....seperated at birth!!! Meh old man used to visit Sneck but said it wiz just business!!!.....Glad ehm the one that got the drink tho :003:

Mars,Marrs Ma arse....should all be barred!!

Well familiar wi your situation , will attend if at all poss,Tam has done a couple of gigs for us at the Caird hall ,top guy and a genuine football fan. Skint clubs R us :019:

Precisely why DEE4LIFE need to raise this money and gain a controlling interest,to prevent this type of unwanted advances on the club.

Cheers Mannie,eh heard you were"carefull" wi yer money! :001:

As you may have heard in the press DEE4LIFE have been given the opportunity of taking over Dundee Football Club and need to raise £185,000 to gain the major shareholding and the Marrs have agreed to dilute their shareholding if this is achieved.The amount of effort these guys have put in to get us to this stage is unbelievable.Hopefully within the not too distant future our club can be run by the fans for the fans,anybody who would care to make a wee donation to help make this dream a reality click link,all donations greatly appreciated :021: Alanmac Ebay Link [mod="CaleyD"]Please use format [url=http://url]URL text[/url] when posting long links to prevent it stretching page[/mod]

BBC World Cup Guidelines for commentary team 1 -Within 1 minute of kick off in the opening match (Germany v Costa Rica), the commentator must mention England. 2 - Regardless of what two teams are contesting the final, England have to be mentioned within the first minute. 3 - The commentator shall refer to the Falkland Isles in passing at some point in the match if England play Argentina. 4 - Whenever a hat trick is scored, comparisons with Geoff Hurst will be made within seconds of the third goal hitting the net. 5 - Should England wear their red jerseys, then '1966' should be mentioned approximately 20 times. 6 - 1966 will be mentioned approximately 10 times a match, or only on 4 or 5 occasions for matches not involving England. 7 - Prior to the captain of the winning team lifting the trophy, the commentator will mention Bobby Moore. And 1966. 8 - When Germany are playing, they must be referred to as being arrogant by the commentator on at least 14 occasions. This must refer to their style, their passing, their haircuts and their general footballing ability. 9 - Should England play Germany, mentions of Winston Churchill, Dambusters, The Luftwaffe and Adolf Hitler will be compulsory. And 1966. 10 - All Scottish members of our commentary team must continue to refer to England as "we" and "us". 11 - We must ensure that nationlistic stereotypes are adhered to. Of course, the Germans are arrogant. The Spanish are bottlers, The Ivory Coast are fast but bad at defending, The Angolans are disorganised, The Argentinians are cheats and the French are only good because their best players play in England. 12 - For matches not involving England, we must only discuss the players that are playing in England.eg - Holland v Argentina should be referred to as Van Nistelroy v Crespo. 13 - The mythical "bulldog spirit" phrase should be used as often as possible. 14 - Each match involving England should begin with the phrase "England Expects." 15 - Should any player be involved in an injury that involves the loss of teeth, then references to Nobby Stiles and 1966 are compulsory. 16 - If in doubt, mention 1966. 17 - Praise all of the stunning new stadiums in Germany but emphasise that they lack the presence of Wembley, the spiritual home of football since 1966. 18 - Commentators should feel free to imitate the style of Kenneth Wolstenholme, the hero of 1966. 19 - Should any team feature brothers playing together, then Jackie and Bobby Charlton should be mentioned. 20 - When England bow out after the first stage, we must emphasise that it is a massive blow to football and a serious loss to the World Cup.

1-0 Arsenal (get yer money on it) :011:

http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/output/2...y8340944t0.shtm hmmmmm,too good to be true methinks,but mebee's ehm just a cynic

:007: Unlucky Peterheid.

Penalties .....oooeeer :toilet01:

Proctor AND Ian Black according to todays Dundee Courierhttp://www.thecourier.co.uk/output/2006/05...ry8334181t0.asp

:022: KK,glad you took that in the spirit it was intended,eh was a veteran of Mennies bar doon the Perth road before moving northwards and fair miss that but no a lot else apart fae the folk and meh team

Lighten up KingKojak,a wee bit banter on a thread about Yenited,on the NON ICT board disnae seem oot of order to me."Local site for local people" but i see you stay in Dundee and I stay in Inverness so am i the local or are you,jeez ehm gettin all confused now ,anyways how do you spell Parochial :003:

Thought about that Alex,but apparently on e-bay you need an authentication certificate due to the amount of forgeries about which i dont have, although I know this top is genuine due to the source,cheers anyway

30 years?but our history goes way back before that hence arabs constant endeavours to catch up wi us.....Trophy virgin ?wrang on that ane as well,although,admittedly eh do have to go a fair way back in my memory bank! :004:

Eh'll take that as a NO then Scotty :019:

Dont know if anybody on here would be interested(mebbes as a pressie for a TIC friend) but eh was recently "lucky" enough to win a Celtic top signed by all the current league winning team.Obviously its nae use to me so I'm looking for a decent offer for it with funds raised going to DEE4LIFE.Gies a shout if yer interested or know someone who may be cheers

Have to say, despite it being theirs,Vindaloo was the best ever,great memories of my then 3 year old singing"me and me mum and me dad and me gran and a bucket of vindaloo,VINDALOOOOOOOOO,VINDALOOOOOOOO :) brilliant

Scotty ,yer right about HR Andy,he is the Earl oh Inverness , wis up to open the new clubhoose at Culcabock and nipped along before retiring to the back bar for Hauf and haufs and a game oh pool. :)

Changed days for Jambo's,20 years to the day after Albert Kidd ended thier title hopes and Jambo's wept at being second, now they celebrate second as if they had won!good luck to them though , hope they keep it up and the bubble disnae burst

http://tinyurl.com/n3m3n

So ,whit is the right time at EXACTLY mid-day or mid-night? (no meaning to be pedantic like)