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Or this........

But not as many as Albert Kiddd eh? :023:

Could be nearer the truth than ya ken Mantis as for James, is the whole orchestra there M?

Now ,you did say Slade were playin didn't you M? :music05: :hairy02: :music03: :music01: :party01: Stuck in the 70's DSC

Or mebbes no .... Fifa say mebbes no

The pimples source would appear to be a good one... nae mair cheatin? :32: :33:

just hope thon ICT hooligan wi the tattooed erse that leads the singing disnae cause problems singing sangs about ****'s and gets ICT points docked :33:

No wrong, Hutton deserved to walk and should have been booked in the first half for near pole axing thier number 11,as for Nevin's "didnae see much in that tackle"!!! :029: Whit games on Sunday mannie?

Just back fae meh holibags, glad to see there are some others wi an interest in the gowf,thought i was the only one along with wanderer when i left,anyways,best open i have ever seen withoot a doubt,made a lot more enjoyable haveing played the course just 4 weeks ago, really makes you appreciate how skilled these guys are,awesome!!! Good to see Tiger take a 4 twice at the 8th where eh got a 2!!!! does that make me a better golfer than him? anyways went on and watched some of the golf on Thursday at Muirfield with the seniors,course is set up far harder than Carnoustie was,I'd need a barrow full of balls to get round there,should be another good final day the morn......ah well no long till the footy starts again and the angst and sufferin........

So,who are you's all rootin for in the open,would love to see a home winner,cannae see past Tiger,but gonna put a few quid on Ernie and a couple on Justin Rose,mebbes 50p each way on Monty......... watched the final day of the last open at Carnoustie in Gunsmiths with about 20 french students all hootin an roaring " ve win ze world cup soccer, now we win ze world golf cup" as Van de velde went in the Barry burn silence followed by sharp exit fae mouthy french students as Paul Lawrie went on to win,great stuff

Feechie tig was aye big down our way and could induce mild hysteria in girls at the thought of getting the feechs aff the less hygenic pupils in the school,also Chickenellie,which was the local name for chap door run.....mind many's a Victor Meldrew waving his fist and calling greetings to us!!!

bet you tell the bairns there's no Santa eh?...... bah humbug

Wiz there no a squirrel roond these parts that drove a few people nuts? :016:

Yer no wrang.....

Does the story no say they are NOT linked with him and have no idea where the story came from, or mebbes ehm just reading it wrong

Here's my fav footy you tube,sure all at ICT can relate...

When it comes to Asparagus i can give you a few tips.......

Cairngorm hotel across from the station do good meals in the Restaurant, not "posh"posh, but very nice.

Milk in plastic bags that you had to put in a special jug then cut the corner off,usually spilled all over the place,did they make it this far north? :004: also fag packets that slid open instead of flip tops

Eyewitness accounts. America: "Oh my God! there was a man on fire,he was running about, i just ran for my life..i thought i was gonna die,he got so close to me" Glasgow: "c**t wis running aboot on fire,so a ran up n gave him a good boot,then decked him" America: "I just wanna get home,away from here..i just wanna get home,i thought i was gonna die" Glasgow: "here shug,am no leaving here till am oan a f**kin' plane!" America: "there was pandemonium,people were running in all directions,we didn't know what was hapening,i thought i was gonna die" Glasgow: "f**k this fir a kerry oan,moan we ll get a pint in" America: "We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister,and was trying to get into his trunk,i thought we were gonna die,i just ran for my life" Glasgow: "a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire,and the dafty couldnae even open his boot,he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot to the baws" America: "there was this huge explosion,it sounded like war,i thought i was gonna die" Glasgow: "There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a fire it wis like that" America: "i'm too traumatised even to speak,i thought i was gonna die" Glasgow "here mate,gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear,if am gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it :001:

Those hapless al-Qaeda boys were to find out that Glasgow has no respect for international terrorism. Nobody gets between 10,000 Weegies and a £99 week in Ibiza booked on Thursday night through Barrhead Travel. :021: :clapping03: Qaulity.

Yer spot on CaleyD,folk mustn't let the percieved threat influence how they live their lives,There's far more danger getting down the A9 to Glasgow than on any plane journey.

Arnie spent that on his kerry oot to Gretna lst season

Eh'v always been a big Nokia fan,although i find the battery takes a little longer to charge these days,performance is generally very reliable :001:

:rotflmao:.....quite possibly,you sometimes get that when hands free!!!