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The guy's a total plum for running on and Celtc will surely pay a price for that but the keeper!!!! Cringe when watching this,totally pathetic,i feel embarresed for him :33: Dida Hams it up.......

Final's been moved to the 25th November and getting played at Dens

Speakin to Bobby Wilson at the ICT legends night at Drummossie,Eh said "see yer name got a mention on the website in connection wi the ICT job Bobby" "aye" he replied" I posted that!!! " :015:

Was just awa to post meh own but that just about covers it :015: ( with the exception of Steve Lovell)

Or bus drivers who cant negotiate the Dalmore distillery gates, eh Action man?

He's a top turn,did our player of the year at the end of last season,FAF some great memories and stories,wears his heart on his sleeve,shame he's oot at Coonty.....yahooryesir

Nae idea Maime unless we draw them in the Scottish!! they went doon last year or had you forgot? unless of course ya meant the Harris and Lewis select :001:

Cheers M,shame Boruc choose last night to refind his form!!! Thought we did really well and couldnae ask for much more other than a wee bit luck,:009: still a big advancement since you saw them in Dingwall huh?

What part of Harris Alex? my old man originially came from Geocrab,then emigrated to Skye under a government assisted scheme in the 30's ,always maintains they were the first "white settlers" and got an affy hard time aff the resentful Skianachs. As for the original question,being brought up in Dundee answers that ane.

Well done folks, good result,now, barring a shock at Dens tonight, fingers crossed for a draw against ICT in the next round :021:

As strange as this may appear, I'm 100% with Mee on this! :001:

"The Heilan Dee Fillies Chase" you offering like, (I,m pictureing a Benny Hillesque sketch here) Sorry S,meh budget was blown at the big gala doo :009: hope y'all have a braw night :021:

Very good Mantis,think eh might go to the Embra festival next year having seen that lot,do ya have a fone number for Felicity? :001: You from up Lewis way originally?

Likewise,i've met some cracking folk thru blethering sh**e on this site,and had many LOL moments, keep up the good work folks. :021:

Seeing as a community,a great deal of our local tourism relies on the annual siteing of a large unknown lizard like monster that lurks deep in the local loch,mebbes we shouldnae scoff so quicly :016:

Widnae think it's a problem CCC,but watch yersel afterwards in the showers, Action man has this wee trick he does wi the soap.........

Subject: FW: *SCOTTISH MODERN MATHEMATICS PAPER 2007* *SCOTTISH MODERN MATHEMATICS PAPER 2007* *DRAFT HIGHER GRADE MODERN MATHEMATICS PAPER 2007* *HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL* *PLEASE ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS FROM YOUR REGION* GLASGOW REGION Name........................................... Nickname...................................... Gangname.............................. 1. Shuggie has bought half a kilo of cocaine to sell. He wants to make 300% on the deal and still pay Mad Malky his 10% protection money. How much must he charge for a gram? 2. Wee Davie reckons he'll get ?42.50 extra Marriage Allowance a week if he ties the knot with Fat Alice. Even if he steals the ring, the wedding will cost him ?587. And he'll have to start buying two fish suppers at ?3.95 each every night instead of one. How long will it be before Davie wishes he'd stayed single? 3. When Rangers play Celtic, their fans sing The Sash every 10 minutes when they're winning and every 15 minutes when they're losing. How many times did they sing it at last season's Cup Final? 4. Joey and Davie stole a 1999 green Toyota 1600GL with 35,000 on the clock - and got a grand for it. How much more would they have got if it had been metallic silver, done 29,000 miles and had low profile tyres? 5. Jake the Flake and Fingers got grassed up for dealing speed. The Flake got 18 months but Fingers got 3 years. How many more previous convictions did Fingers have? EXTRA CREDIT: Who was Fingers' Brief? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * EDINBURGH ** / BORDERS REGION* Name.......................................... Rugby Club........................................... Daddy's Company................................................. 1. Gavin has a spare ticket for Julian Clary at The Festival Fringe. But Benji and Adrian BOTH want to go with him. How long does he cry before giving them the tickets? 2. Half of Peter's friends say that they went to school with Ewan McGregor. Another third say they were Gordon Brown's flat mate at University. A sixth say that their dad played rugby with Tony Blair's dad and the rest say Sean Connery was their milkman. Only one is telling the truth, so how many friends does Peter have? 3. Todd wants to be a lawyer, but is as thick as Edinburgh Castle . His daddy is a Freemason and a QC. How long before Todd becomes the Lord Advocate? 4. Tamsin's Personal Trainer charges ?250 a week, but has sex with her whenever she wants it. Jasmin's Life Coach charges ?50 a week but has refused all sexual advances. Which one of the women weighs 19 stone? 5. Princes Street is 2467 yards long. On average, there is someone begging for money every 195 yards. You walk at 3.1 miles an hour. How long will it take if you tell them all to sod off and work for a living? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ** HIGHLANDS REGION* Name.................................. Glen............................... Clan.......................................... 1. After Hector's death, Archie has to pay Death Duty on Glenbogle. With 25,000 acres, Archie must pay ?1.76 for the first 15,000acres and 90p per acre for the remainder, including VAT. How many people actually give a toss? 2. An Afro-American called Zachary Obisanjo Kokobobo asks a Tartan Shop in Inverness if he has any Scottish Geneaology. How long does it take to flog him full Highland dress and matching kilts for his wife and 10 kids? 3. If an Aberdeen supporter laid every sheep in Grampian Region end to end, how many people would be surprised? 4. If you caught a Loch Ness Monster 115 feet long and each foot weighed 27lbs, how much money would you make by selling your exclusive story and pictures? Sorry, question 5 has been delayed by heavy snowfall and will be here as soon as the Cockbridge - Tomintoul road re-opens in the spring!

nae such thing as a safe job in fitba eh? Jose OOT

Eh mind having these dicussions/arguments with my old man who thought Chic Murray and Tommy Cooper were the funniest men on the planet and Billy Connelly was a foul mouthed weegie welder.Comedy,like music is down to personal taste and changes as you mature,I remember years ago,crying with laughter at the Young Ones ,but seeing old episodes now i think it's absolute pish,some stuff like Fawlty towers and Fools and horses bridge all generations and tastes but for most one size disnae fit all,end of the day, if it maks you laugh it's funny ,eh?

First snow of the season this week in Aviemore.......... :cold02: :cold01: Time to get the long Johns oot :007:

"one dimensional" .....that's the description that keeeps coming into my head thinking of Rikky Gervais,I do think he's good at what he does but as you say it gets a bit predictable. I did however feel his pain in Extras,when Bowie started singing "funny lttle man" in the bar,qaulity stuff.

I didnae think they were that bad !!

Beachcomber, ya want to see if you can get hold of this lot ..... Punk returns......

:015: Eh'm keeping them stories for the Sun ....just in case your political career ever takes aff!!! "Today an unnamed source from Dundee revealed............"

What a tragedy,can't begin to think what the families must be going through,affy sad.