Yngwie

Where are they then, hiding?!

RIG you're mate there looks like whassisname, the talentless one from Take That (somebody help me narrow it down please!)

Wrong forum old boy, get back!

They ran out in front of me, which makes it was suicide not murder. I didn't go looking for them!

I've ran over 2 red squirrels, it's not nice. Especially not for them. :(

Dundee Utd have sent out their season ticket forms in an envelope which has a picture of a smiling Brewster and the slogan "A fresh brew" Stale p1sh more like. The dismal performances and results under Brewster are exactly what Utd fans suffered under McCall and then Chisholm.

Presents were wrapped in official ICT wrapping paper! And I also got club gift vouchers to buy the new strip when it comes out. And I'm sure some of you girlies would like another of my presents, a chocolate fountain! I feel sick.......

If he's still here next season he'll be a first pick, so this a good chance for Charlie to try out other options like Keogh.

RIG I have a solution for you - study grey squirrels instead!

The Animals must be touring, they are playing at a pub near me in a couple of weeks.

RRRRUFFFFF..........rough.......... just how you like it, biatch!

Nothing yet, but Mrs Yngwie said something about me getting my present tonight What I did get though as a nice surprise from Sainsburys was a good box of Thornton's chocolates. They must be using Nectar card data. Who says this big brother society is a bad thing?

Cheers peeps...but I guess we don't need these birthday threads now that the website is sending a birthday message!

Aye but once the camera was away they used the cat as a clay pigeon.

Logged into the site this morning and a pop up message appeared : "Hi Yngwie, CaleyThistleOnline is glad to wish you a Happy Birthday ! Close window." Aww, isn't that nice! Very impressive and clever. I can see how it knew about my birthday, but how did it know that I'd left the bedroom window open?! Amazing. I can only assume that a draft of cool fresh air was detected by the USB port. Or is it even more sophisticated than that?

It seems they have been told they are no longer welcome, but have not been sacked (because Dundee don't want to pay the compensation required to terminate their contracts). Constructive dismissal? One for the lawyers to sort out.

Pele will not get the County job. MacGregor told the BBC last night that the new manager will come as a total surprise, young and hungry, aged 35-40, with experience North and South of the border. BBC reckons Scott Leitch. A real shame for Pele. Will he ever get back?

Obviously we'll never know the answer. IMO, it was the signing of Bingham that gave us the edge over the other division 1 teams, and he only signed for us because he was mates with Robbo. I don't think Pele could have attracted any equivalent signing of that calibre, and so we would not have won the league that season. Looking at Div 1 last season or this season, who knows, Pele's team might have been good enough to win it.

3 keepers in the first team? Will one of them be leaving in the summer?

You can smack a dog really hard and it'll just want to lick you and please you in whatever way it can. Mind you, I suspect the same applies to F*ballers Wife.......

For the avoidance of doubt, she's a teacher not a pupil. (The pupils prefer cider)

Wife goes back to school tomorrow, so we are on Grouse and ginger ale tonight, to settle her down. :nuts:

Just been looking into the Eyemouth thing - they were regulars in the Scottish Cup in that era (as were loads of bizarre wee teams) and did indeed reach the Q/F in 1960 (a bye, then home wins againt Albion and Cowdenbeath before losing to Killie). Another year they went to Parkhead and only lost 3-0 to Jock Stein's team. A couple of years earlier, I noticed that Caley knocked out "Babcock and Wilcox".....hardly surprising if they only fielded 2 players.

He's hardly setting division 1 on fire, is he? Looks like Brewster was right.