I’ve been a tax dodger for many a year
And I’ve spent all my money on whiskey and beer
But now I’ve legged it with gold in great store
And now its a case of the Rangers no more..........
And it's no, nae, never, no nae never no more
And the Rangers will be no never no more
I went back to Ibrox I used to frequent
And I told the taxman my money was spent
When I asked for more credit, they answered me nae
Saying custom like yours I can get any day...... And it’s no, nae, never, no nae never no more
And the Rangers will be no never no more
I drew from my pocket a cheque looking bright
Sorry, were not falling for that Ticketus sh1te
You conned us and told us you were one of the best
And the words that you told were just said in jest And it's no, nae, never, no nae never no more
The Rangers will be, no never no more
I’ll go back to my parents, confess what I've done
And hope that they pardon their prodigal son
For Ive bankrolled the Rangers and put them in despair
It hasnt cost me a bean and I dont really care
And it's no, nae, never, no nae never no more
And the Rangers will be no never no more