Caley Mad In Berks

(or) a boy

frequently soiled

Excellent news. How did Archie Knox know about him? Has he been seen scouting himself, or is it done on recommendation?

to Dingwall

Surprised there has only been one mention so far of the great "Slim Jim" Baxter.

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Absolute travesty. We gave away the two softest goals imaginable. Apart from that Fraser had only one save to make. Definitely outplayed them second half. Hard to take that wee nyaff, Strachan's, grin at the end. He knew they'd stolen it. Still, as others have said, more positives than negatives today.

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Christian soldiers

Take the money.

Excellent news. I think he has generally been one of our most underrated players. Glad to see he is now more appreciated.

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Its a sad reflection of modern society that an ignorant low life like Jade Goody can attain celebrity status and earn millions in such a short time. But we cannot blame her for that, only the idiots who helped put her there.

and tattoos

his legs

Waltzing fat Hilda

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Smoke gets in your pies

Tommy Burns was utter mince at Reading a few years ago. Hope its not him!

Sorry L_G, they've gone already. I would have been happy to donate them to Supporters' Trust if I'd known.

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John Silver

Just come accross a few ICT programmes. As I don't collect programmes, these are available (free) to any genuine ICT collector. They are all in excellent condition. I have 09 Mar 1996 Caledonian Thistle v Rangers (at Tannadice) 14 Sept 1966 ICT v East Stirling 08 Sep 2001 ICT v Arbroath 10 Apr 2004 ICT v Dunfermline (at Hampden) 06 Aug 2005 ICT v Rangers You can send me a PM to request any (or all) of these

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They're not all bad. Just before the Dunfermline game I saw a lady steward take a bottled soft drink off a yougster in front of me in the North stand. A couple of minutes later she was back returning the drink in a paper cup.