davie

FFS, did people note those two bairns making snidey v signs and one finger salutes from the bench. If I was their boss, they'd be playing for Iceland cause that's roughly where they would land after the boot they got. It just shows utter disrespect. tw*ts.

thanks darlin. I'm not too bad now, just bored oot of my skull. My wife might kill me before I get back to work but there you are. The bike is amazingly ok. slightly rodgered front wheel and a bent saddle, but that's about it. See you soon

You are not joking brother............

This is depressing. DId it last thursday, still in pain and signed off for 3 weeks. Told that even after 4 weeks in a sling, it might still require surgery.Anybody had one of these, and how did you stop going mad after repeat doses of Jeremy Kyle. He needs shooting BTW.

I'll settle for being one point, or one goal ahead on goal difference of whoever the bottom team is on the last day of the season. And I don't care who that is. That would then be reasonable.

Rosscoe might be slightly unstable, but if anyone tells me that Roy Keane was anything less than bonkers but still a great captain, I'll eat my collection of bunnets. He's the only real candidate for a post Granty leader of the blue n'red rennaissance.

WE ARE STAYING UP. We will be biting our nails to the elbows, but we're staying in the spl.

Alex, the op was a pretty ott statement of dubious logic and merit. I think that there is an element of "cannae be *rsed" about some of them, and I'd include Proctor and Barrowman in that there's more an element of a lot of these guys just having reached their ceiling. Poor Granty, Rooney,Wood, Kerr, Lionel etc are simply what they are. I hope and believe that T&M realise this and are hoping like hell to motivate them to escape the drop by a point(if neccessary) and conduct a mass cull during the summer. It's time to clean the pool.

This makes me feel as if it was worth breaking my collar bone not to go after seeing the "lowlights" on setanta.I have been saying all season that Granty has got to go. His mistakes have cost us goals and points and he is simply too pedestrian and unimaginative to hack it in the SPL. He is a lower league hoofer who needs to get back there asap. Duff, although inexperienced, would benefit far more from a cd pairing with Pavels. Time, however, is running out.

wot a bag of sh*te. never mind that we're still in the cup, it's boring as well! tell ye what mate, I used to have a pal called tommy dempster in dundee that looked just like billy dodds. we used to call him scottish cup, coz you could lift him up by the ears. just lke that muppet dodds -apologies whereveryeare tommy.

boy am i pis*ed off. cannae go to the game now, crashed my bike the night on the way home from work by hitting my head against a steel fence at 30mph. broke my collar bone, more cuts 'n bruises than a glasgow bouncer. i'm gonnae get drunk now.

Something like this? http://www.oddgrenland.no/article.php?Id=1...;Template=oddtv Shows the highlights during the week after a game, a wee speil by the Manager and bobs your uncle. The guy who does it says that it's dead cheap and brings in loads of visitors to their web site. BTW, they have a fan base the same size as ours.

Seen the price of a ticket for yon dump? ?21! and bairns ?13. Home supporters (on their web site) ?15.Utter rip-off.

well??? did you do it..anyword back??? Did it. No reply as yet. Will post back when I get one

Falkirk - YACBS* Yet Another Central Belt Shi*ehole - I'll be wearing the T-Shirt.

Some weegie jokes............. A pregnant teenage girl phones her dad at midnight and says: 'Can you come and get me? I think ma water has broken' 'Okay,' says her dad. 'Where are you ringing from? 'Fae my knickers tae ma feet. ' A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair. 'Comfy?'asks the dentist. 'Govan,' she replies. What did the male Siamese twins from Glasgow call their autobiography? Oor Wullie. A guy walks into an antiques shop and says: 'How much for the set of antlers?' Two hundred quid,' says the bloke behind the counter' 'That's affa dear,' says the guy. 'Aye yer right!' replies the bloke Did you hear about the fella who liked eating bricks and cement? He's awa' noo. After announcing he's getting married, a boy tells his pal he'll be wearing the kilt. 'And what's the tartan?' asks his mate. 'Oh, she'll be wearing a white dress,' Ten cows in a field. Which one is closest to Iraq? Coo eight. Three wee jobbies sitting on the pavement. Which one's a Musketeer? The dark tan yin. 'What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and an Aberdeen sheep farmer? The Rolling Stones say: 'Hey you, get off of my cloud.' And an Aberdeen sheep farmer says: 'Hey McLeod, get off of ma ewe. Did you hear about the BBC Scotland series that features the queue for the toilets at Waverley Station? It's called The Aw' Needin' Line. While being interviewed for a job as a bus driver, a guy is asked: 'What would you do if you had a rowdy passenger?' 'I'd put him off at the next stop,' he says. 'Good. And what would you do if you couldn't get the fare?' 'I'd take the first two weeks in August,' he replies. A Glasgow man - steaming and skint - is walking down Argyle Street when he spots a guy tinkering with the engine of his car. 'What's up Jimmy?' he asks. 'Piston broke,' he replies. 'Aye, same as masel...

Me + boy plus A.N. Other or 2. Going with tyhe express purpose of rodgering Falkirk insensible. C'mon

Jings, I hope the poor man doesn't read this. He's another Roscoe, pure & simple. He's capable of agricultural football one minute and barely controlled artistry the next. Interesting that said Roscoe seems to have put the lid on his car crash type behaviour now that his mantle has been taken up. Scottish fitba has a long history of this type of player - anybody remember Chic Charnley, Frankie Kopel? Loads more I could mention. Every team needs one. Carry on Jimmy Zabby!

Okay, we want goalie tops. I'll copy this thread to the club shop and see what transpires.

Yer right girl. Not a hope in h*ll, unless they invade us via Scandinavia. NIN without Trent Reznor? Like a dug wi nae di*k!! Now if they had Perry Como................

Mentioned this in another thread ages ago (the survival thread) I think a level of subsidy (not free, but bigger subsidy than the supporters club) would be no bad thing for buses for this game. If things are still dire after the split, I think that them fans will pay full whack to go anywhere and help keep us up.

Absolutely. I've been trying to get a keeper top for me six a side games. Short of mugging Ryan Esson, I can't think how to get one. It'd have to be L and black for my "stealth" sillhouette.

I don't know about that. I feel sorry for Granty at the mo because he is being left to look very pedestrian at times and his mistakes (a la Motherwell) are costing us. I can appreciate that not dropping him is good for his morale, and that dropping him might affect team morale (captain and all that) He can pull out the occasional stopper (a la Rankers) but it's not enough. There are others that can sit in his position (duff etc) I ain't got a downer on Granty but it might be time for a rest.

Went. Was able to take the bike in with me (!) and get some banter going and relax in the sun when it came out. Sandy Clark looks like a humourless version of Donald Park, the Aberdire subs were proper wee neds and all in all I was surprised by the amount of 1st team possibles on display. I liked Gattheusi, he had a good turn of pace and good touch. Barrowman & Wood were mince. Duff played well as did Mike Fraser. Worryingly though, there were not many who inspired me to think that they would step up (other than those who already have) and no one who could put the ball in the back of the net. A sound investment of some flexi time though (not fitting any of Lizi's categories)

This guy. Peter Kovacs. He's the ginge in this clip:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR2cfrpC7wc from my 2nd team.Was at the reserve game today, and Barrowman was mince again, as was Wood. We need someone badly.