BBC must be well short of news today

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Its front page news in the Daily Record !!!

Is this some sort of yolk? :(

I'll get my coat!!

The pain must have been eggscruciating.

:(

Its front page news in the Daily Record !!!

Well it is the Daily Rangers

and also front page in the SUN

It is understood hot liquid squirted onto his face and scalded his cheek

That wont be the last time you will hear this quote :(

Only idiots do that lol, next barry ferguson will be taken to hospital because blood from his hamster has scolded his face :crazy07:

you couldnt make that sort of stuff up could ye?

Panic over Broadfoot is back in training

Another few weeks and hes going to try boiling one

He always was a bit of a scrambler.

They are "laying" into him here with some good gags:

http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.ph...107144&st=0

The guy's toast !