With all the rumour going around that some players may be dropped for disagreeing with Brewster I thought we should perhaps have a wee punt at what reason excuses may be used in the post match interview......

"Top 6 was out of reach and relegation isn't a threat so it was time to give the younger lads a game"

(EH's...Em's...Ahh's...stutters and pauses have been removed to ease reading)

my dog ate my tactics

There's been a small problem

I don't know what the problems are??

We didn't create anything,i don't know why?? :029: :029: :029:

"I was delighted to get a win today. Marius took his 3 goals brilliantly and there was a real collectiveness about the boys today"...

OK, I've taken that too far. Should stop drinking at  the computer....

It was good while it lasted though....  :003:

my dog ate my tactics

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The players were distracted at 3.05 by the crowd all standing up  :023:

"We lacked firepower up front" (Interviewer will then fail to point out that he has dropped Wyness and the side keep punting long balls forward that are easily defended)

"We didn't keep possession well enough" (Funny that, with a Duncan and McBain central midfield)

"I thought Russell Duncan was outstanding yet again" (Witnesses will testify to one pass that went in a forward direction that might have come close to hitting a teammate on the backside by accident, but otherwise no-one can recall any other occasions where he has retained possession)

"The fans got on our backs today and that was disappointing" (Despite heavy defeat and a match that could only have been more boring if spectators were forced to watch paint dry at half time)

"I've withdrawn Ian Black's first team place and I'm looking for a reaction" (Explanation for decision to leave out our best midfield player)

Can you tell that I don't fancy our chances tomorrow?

Well eehh at the eehh start of the eehh game I said to the eehh lads 'look guy's I dont give a feck anymore but eehh if you want eehh a eehh piss up at eehh Baz's do eehh tonight eehh blah eehh but eehh blah......................................and eehh but eehh... they stuffed the sheep sh@ggin berstewards 3-0

YABADABADOO

Mr B  "It wisny me it wis a' their fault for practicing wi a blow-fitba' an using the same tactics - huffin' and puffin'

neksor

The usual

"I thought we played brilliantly despite losing the four goals, I just dont understand why we lost that game. I blame the crowd, they're just not noisy enough, and when they are its all insults aimed at me, yes thats it, I blame the supporters..."

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