Was listening to the end of the Watford v Leeds play off game and there it came..."Hi-Ho Silver Lining"..It just feckin leapt out of me..I may have my own composition but this should be collaborative.

May I suggest that the entrance song on the tannoy and the song after we score a home goal and undoubtedly an Away Anthem is around this specific song.

So "Hi - Ho Caley Thistle everywhere that we go" is the first line. So please lets have a go at the rest. :005: :005:

Its the feckin HMS Sneck feckin anthem.

OK, so we've got "Hi - Ho Caley Thistle everywhere that we go."

Let's see now. . . . . .

So how about "Dum-di dum-di dum-di WHISTLE, something something BLOW," or SHOW, or maybe FLOW.

Pistol - that rhymes with thistle, sort of. Well, maybe not. How about Bristle then?

There's lots of words that rhyme with "go".

Does it need to rhyme?

You're everywhere and nowhere baby,

You're getting beat,

Going down the SPL table,

Cos yer team’s easy meat.

Driving all around the country

Every feckin week

Saying everything is groovy

But yer future's bleak....

And its Hi-Ho Caley Thistle

On our way we go now, Charlie

I see their boss is whining

But I wont make a fuss

Cos its obvious.

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Nice work ITN!! :021:

That I like....it could catch on you know. Better let the singing section know.

This could compete with 'Oh Inverness is wonderful......bridge....castle....'

Then again, maybe not eh!

To the tune of "Would you like to swing on a star":

Oh would you like to come on HMS Sneck with me

Come on away days and support Caley

Cheer on all the boys and be a Jaggie

Or would you rather be a Staggie

(WHAT'S A STAGGIE?)

A Staggie is an Animal who follows the blues

It sits in its caravan just to watch its team lose

They've got no trophies

They've got no class

They've got Scott Leitch and he takes it up the a*se

So If you don't want' to sh*g Leitch

come on HMS Sneck with me

Or would you rather be a Sheep?

(WHAT'S A SHEEP?)

A sheep is an animal that stands on a rock

It licks its own a*se and it plays with its c*ck

they've got no style, they've got no front

They've got Jimmy Calderwood who's a orange c*nt

So if you don't want to sh*g Calderwood

come on HMS Sneck with me

Or would you rather be a Lion?

(WHAT'S A LION?)

A lion is an animal that eats its own sh*t

It don't know how to talk but it knows how to spit

It'll rob your Granny

It'll take her bag

It'll give it to its Pearce Flynn and then take him for a sh*g

So if you don't want to sh*g Flynn come on HMS Sneck with me

One or two lines don't quite scan but, hey, who cares... this is class!

Songwriting clearly runs in the family :004: