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I just love jousting with IHE. Never a dull moment. I have found his Achille's heel but am keeping it a secret pro-tem. Looks as if the Welsh race owen the name, like? I once knew a Welsh wizard...….every time he waved his wand, the spots on my face disappeared. But when they inevitably came back to me after they left Canada I had to step in and provide accommodation for them many times because they tearfully claimed that no one outside Canada understood their accent. They all had to carry a miniature phone for this purpose to allow them to spell things out for people, however, but none of them really knew how to use it. So they just claimed that their functional capability was SPOTTY at best. When things got really hot I just referred them to IHE whom I claimed was a wizard as well. Doing this proved the efficacy of the diversion therapy that I had been attending...… i.e cleverness trumps lies and slipperiness.

It would have been a simple, traditional Feck Aff

Being an experienced mental health professional that makes perfect sense to me. But my wand is powerful enuff to repel any attacks on my heel. He'll find that out and the moose will be cooked, acne and all.