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The Mantis

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  1. But if we need a passport for Dingwall, surely they need one to get out???????????? Edit - Oh sorry, I think I was getting 'passport' mixed up with 'inoculation'.
  2. Teckle!
  3. The Mantis

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    Na, I'm up there all the time, it's Baltic.
  4. Dundonian guy - managed us for a while, forgotten his name.
  5. It's a shame we couldn't show the County boys what we were made of in the derbies. You don't get 67 points and 64 goals by winning ugly every week.
  6. Yes they are seniors. The term is used to differentiate them from the Juniors which are run under the SJFA. There is no equivalent in England EWS.
  7. Ponds at the corners would be even better. Mind you imagine at County games, think of the pollution when the gudgies took the opportunity of a bath in them.
  8. The Mantis

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    Propagandist, moi? :D Yes, as the famed chronicler alluded to, it was indeed the plural of 'act' which was picked up by my ever-twitching antennae.
  9. Well they could try reading their tea-leaves, that would entertain them for about 10 mins.
  10. Can he warn us which bogs he'll be using?
  11. The Mantis

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    Shame they never had SatNav back then. Sounds like your old man must have found himself on the wrong side of the river
  12. Yaaaaaaaaaassssssssss!
  13. They're not rivals now either :004:
  14. Dundee to get humped. We can still win this league by 15 points.
  15. Clicky thing
  16. So Oor Wullie in place of Griffiths, and Fat Boab where?
  17. Cough!
  18. And half the Caley team sitting in the stand.
  19. To BUMP or to PIN, that is the question :023:
  20. I'd like Culbokie FC to lose all four of their games and ICT to win both of ours. That way we will be 23 points ahead of them.
  21. Bobby Geddes? He's even aulder than me :023:
  22. Have to say you're well out of order there. The goalies are much better in primary school football.
  23. Went down like a roll of linoleum :(
  24. Charles, you've used up that 'for instance' long ago. You need some new ones :D When I started teaching back in the 80s a third year lad came in with a box of bullets which apparently he found under his dad's bed (given the previous comments about firing blanks, perhaps this was an early version of Viagra). He spent 2 or 3 periods showing them to his pals and handing them out. It was only when he got to techy and the teacher saw somebody putting one in a vice that the 'shyte hit the fan'.
  25. I heard that Michael O'Leary turned up at Dublin airport and asked for a pint of Guinness in the bar. The barman said 'Certainly sir, that will be one Euro'. O'Leary hands over the Euro, saying how that's a marvellous price and he's glad people are adopting his business model. 'Now' says the barman, 'Will you be wanting a glass with your pint, Mr O'Leary?'
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