The Mantis

Hi Buffs I'm away on holiday so maybe next time eh?

Brechin only charged ?6 on Sat so fair play to them. Also ?1.10 for a pie which turned out to be a steak pie.

Was Barnes playing 2 years ago at Keith when Deano scored a couple?

What a ***** post

That's assuming that Billy Reid gets any of the dosh and that he knows how to spend it.

What Malmsteen said. Plus the pub had Ledaig whisky.

I thought the black one was to last forever if I paid ?100 for it. Does that mean I get a trade in?

Maybe not too late for you after all then CB.....

Rite enuff, some mammaries there!

LoL cannae mind that mun :D I remember naming half man half duck though!

Being a mod's like being a ref or a teacher, you have to deal with the 1% of spoiled, immature, selfish gits (insert your own name here, you know who you are) who think they deserve special treatment even though they're at it behind your back all the time (sir, he chucked a rubber at me! No I never, he started it!). Except you don't get paid - you just have to keep thinking of the other 99% that don't whinge all the time.

Who the feck's rocking horse?

nope. Its "Miss West Lothian 2009" - Ashley Brown, a 20 year old mother of two from Livingston ! http://www.livingstonfc.co.uk/news_200409_3.php http://www.westlothiancourier.co.uk/west-l...62405-23448172/ I wonder how long you spent on that

Looking forward to it. You think Rory will score?

Oh well that's you one up on your parents then. Want a seat in the car on Saturday?

As long as you didn't walk sideways I suppose it would be OK......

Cheers to the jagsman for all the work. Hard to make much of that apart from, thank feck we got Foran resigned.

Nae chance, they've all got scurvy.

When I first read this I thought you were recommending Viagra for pensioners.......

1 car 3 bikes as no 1 son recently moved out and left his behind 2 kayaks - 1 bought, 1 built

I was after a caravan, give us a shout if there's any under a fiver eh? p.s. don't need the horses.

Really appreciated the Clach one BE - sorry I couldn't face the other one A wee suggestion is that you use 'ICT' to save annoying the Jaggies and also to avoid confusion when people search for Caley, as they still do, even 15 years after their demise.

If a game's abandoned they give out vouchers as you leave. Remember it's not just season ticket holders but also people who paid at the gate. You always get extra tickets in the book- better safe than sorry. They can be used as vouchers, for example to give season ticket holders priority if we drew a big club in the cup and there was a scramble for tickets. Mind you that's usually more common at bigger clubs - at ICT there seems to be no bother ringing up the stadium and just telling them you're in a priority group. 18 home matches surely???? You don't usually get into cup games with your season book, but sometimes a club will include an early season tie or two in order to sell more season books - say the CIS or Intertoto/Europa League etc.

I'm still figuring out which one's the feckin dolphin.