The Mantis

Oh Ya Beauty.

QoS away, Sept and Feb. What's the chances of no midweek visits to Palmy this year?

First two home games clash with County - not good. Seems to settle down after that.

Away at Kelty on the first day, 2nd August.

And the fixtures are out tomorrow…

As long as it’s not D Ross.

One of the very few highlights of 2018-19…

He’s got a 4 year contract at Bournemouth at £2.6m p.a. So just pocket money

Sadly won’t manage up for this. It’s my birthday and a significant one too… maybe just tell the family to carry on without me

I was going to say bivvy bag, but that’s probably unfair to the ‘guy’.

Or, as it’s called on P&B, “Birthday Caird Pish” We finally saw them this year in Glasgow after missing out a few times. It was on Mrs Mantis’ bucket list, being from the Hebrides. A good night, but once will do me. There are a lot of Stornoway in-jokes and it helps if you have a bit of Gaelic. Uilly and Innes are really just experienced wedding musicians but Boydie is something else and a fine guitarist.

That Canadian geezer sounds nothing like Andrew O’Donnell … More like Glen Campbell

When our kids were wee we used the same swimming pool as Donnie Munro and his kids. Probably not allowed to mention that his missus was a real dream in a very classy looking pink swimsuit. Also Calum worked as a PE teacher at our school.

Couldn’t see how to sign in on iPad or phone version (and still can’t ) which is why I wasn’t getting the info. Signed in on desktop and it’s sorted.

Are you saying you renewed online? I can’t see any way of getting my old seat or the advertised prices.