:huh: :(
Gary Caldwell has twitter if that helps. http://twitter.com/GaryCaldwell5
Some cracking updates from him...
Kyle Lafferty has SO MUCH MONEY that he travels back in time to communist East Germany to get his hair cut
Like I always say: To score an OG you STILL have to get into the space. You STILL have to beat the keeper. They all count. Caldwell counts.
Gary Caldwell's going to have to get bigger pockets for next season. He'll need room for Drogba, Torres and Rooney
Supposedly Eskimo's have 1000 words for snow. Gary Caldwell has 1001.
Pulled up that wee tadger Mizuno about the pranky. He's giving me the "I don't speak Engrish" patter - Gary speaks japanese, now what?
John Terry looks like the sort of guy that would sleep with yer misses behind your back. Gary Caldwell asks first
Ever see a forward slip passed Gary Caldwell? That's not an accident, I call that move the "Cauld Shoulder". Boruc needs the saving practice