o2 - morons haven't updated my contract so i am getting charged for calls and texts i should get for free
people who don't indicate - see those orange things on your car? they aren't a f'cking fashion accessory! they are there for a reason now bloody use them!
neds - just die. now.
people who try and make you buy the big issue - i'll buy it if i want to
people who attack you in the street to try and get you to give money to charity - if i want to give you money i will do so. i don't care if you really will only be 30 seconds, i don't want to talk to you
skinny jeans - plain wrong
my job - need more money & variation
aberdeen city council - after nearly a year of trying to get money from me i don't owe them they threaten to take me to court. i storm down there to find out that the retard who received a fax from aberdeen university confirming both mine and my then flatmates status as students hadn't read the 2nd page of the fax which confirmed this. thus explaining why i was still being asked for money i didn't owe them.
debt adverts - "are you saying that if i consolidate all my loans into a big fat f'ck off one then i can save money? why yes! now you can go and buy that big f'ck off tv you always wanted!" no you tool! you can't because you are just increasing your debt by doing that!
hollyoaks - can any other show drag out storylines for as long as this programme?
first scotrail - be it when their online booking system malfunctions leaving me with no train tickets or when the train to kilmarnock leaves early resulting in you missing the first half of your football game first scotrail are just pathetic!
tennents lager - piss in a pint for ?1.70 upwards? no thanks!
motorcyclists - any wonder why so many of you guys die every year? seeing some of the idiots on the roads powering by on blind bends and down the middle of the carriageway with cars on either side really leaves me with little sympathy for them at times
heeleyes - shoes for kids to become fat. no wonder scotland is the 2nd fattest country in the world now
ian wright - a complete bell end. biased beyond belief. i long for the day schmeichel smashes him in the face during a live motd broadcast
clive tildsley - see above except replace big pete with a mace
scotsport - there is no excuse for anyone to watch this now ever. an abomination of a show full of wank pundits who don't know what they are talking about and even worse, andy walker.
jim leishman - "it just shows you how good we (livi) must be if the home team is cheering for a draw". no fatty, it's because your team hoovered up every teams best player with money it didn't have in order to win the first division. glad to see you in your rightful place now though - heading towards division 2
gretna - living the dream? piss off. running up a ?5 million debt is not living the dream and is completely unsustainable. wonderful garbage spouted about not spending a penny as they surged through the divisions overlooking signings like bingham, canning etc anf the wages that beat off spl teams. aye, you did it on a shoestring budget guys. what a miracle you really are!
gordon strachan - when did this guy become such a joke? his pathetic greeting in the papers about celtics net spend v shakthars outlay (not net spend note!) was the most pathetic way of getting in excuses early before they were rightly thumped. we do it each time we play the old filth you ginger nyaff and we never hear you going on about it then. prick! hibs weren't greeting about last weekend. giruy!