IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

There was a party / parade at the Ship Inn, Ayr on Saturday 24th April - it lasted fer feckin hours.

I quite liked Lossiemouth.

Lets face it - ya cant look any feckin worse than Barrowman or Wood

I am reliably informed that ICT have been asked to play in a pre season Tournament in Dublin featuring Shelbourne, St Patricks, Ipswich and ICT.

Aggie, Aggie - who the feck is Aggie ??

Exfeckincactly - Thistle were never the Caley Rivals - We hated Elgin first and fore most and then feckin County - and due to the fact that Tinkerville have built a good side they are evidently the one in our sites nowadays - It is mainly all feckin banter but I was so glad that they got stuffed yesterday - like they would in a vice versa position. The gypos in Europe - what a feckin embarrassment that would be - or should I say O2B - and didnt those erseholes used to think that it was funny to sing that. :huh: :025:

That is not a sufficent enuff rationale - but being in touch with Eastern Europe you could consider a bribe !!

Nou Camp first.

OK - Here is the management structure. Chief Executve - DJS or David Sutherland with "L" plates Chairman - Naelifts Director of Football - Main Stander Manager - Renegade Head Coach - Yngwie Fitness Coaches - Caley D and Dewsbury Dude PR Officers - Scotty and Mee Boot Room - Caley 100, Mantis and mann4the job So - we now need to establish a squad of 18 players to represent us - Nominations please and rationales for inclusion

I would suggest that brewster sticks it up his erse but he would probably enjoy it.

I've supported the Caley fer manys a year And I've spent all my money on whisky and beer But this year I'm rejoicing like most years before Cos we never will play the Ross County no more And its No nay never :D :D **** you Gypos - You never won the Cup And what do the Adams family do - play Barrow Boy and Woodentop to rescue the game Best TV entertainment in years

Dingwall Dingoes Elgin Eels Forres ferrets

Oh that was a wind up. fortunately Norwich feckin read it and signed the useless ****.

Apologies - I fecked it up. It was in the bag at the weekend. Burnley must have been reading my posts. The same feckin thing happened to Lambert and Gough.

Butcher stayed at Alexanders hoose overnite on Sunday.

Bottom line was that Imrie and Barrowboy were the muck spreaders in the dressing room - they upset many in the squad as they thought that they should both have been the first on the team sheet. They pisssed butcher off and he pisssed them off.

That honour will be bestowed on Graham Alexander.

Worst game of the season fer me was 1-1 at Coatbridge United

Aye - good point - and slainte to the Scoobiemobile.

As long as they dont rustle sweets they can join in the away party. You may be able to swell the numbers but SFL away was a feckin joy - Bring it feckin on.

Management structure will be announced on Friday - GTWB Promotions have apparently appointed Charlie Spannerman as the lead commentator - he apparently is the same height as Toich, shares similar political beliefs to William and similar sexual preferences to Granville - just hope he doesnt have a mare on the nite.

At least that is the Marius monies sorted out - up front not as lucrative but behind the scenes

**** YOU DUNDEE YOU NEVER WON THE LEAGUE

1. Ship Inn, Ayr - will be No 1 fer a long time 2. Main Stand Supporters bar at Palmerston - gawd will I miss it. 3. Elizebethan at Dumbfarmlife - still a fave 4. Norseman at Greenock - handy fer the ground 5. Brechins :D Close to the Hilton Hotel