IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

OK anoraks - how do I get from Chorley to Witton feckin Albion - sober(ish) and by car ?? :_doh:

Yes they should have been TOLD to stay in the hotel, have a couple of drinks in the bar, and made to watch a video re run of the game yesterday, go on the feckin sand dunes at 8.00 this morning. :_thumbdown:

It was so nice to hear that the players relaxed at the Syndicate in Blackpool last nite after their glorious performance at Fleetwood. That was a well deserved break from the rigours of pre season as they danced and drank champagne as the troops and their spondoolachs trekked back to the Highlands.

Innes looks the part - he only had a short time on the park but he strolls like Dods and looks like he can read a game. Bloomingshyte has a classy touch but evidently has to get used to the pace of our game - but he is Juanjoesque in respect of his awareness adn skill but actually looks stockier and more apt to dig in. Two really promising signings in my view. Plus Grant Munro looks like a new signing with the shackle of captaincy taken off him plus Sutherland looks like a cross between Wood and Rooney.

What about statistics about sessions ?? SESH ARMY

The new Darren Dods and the reincarnation of Juanjo ?

Just finished off the second bottle of voddie with Sunday Brunch :_panting:

Fleetwood Town put the muppets in to clear perspective. What a feckin great club, what a feckin great ground, what a great feckin management. It may well be in the back streets and shadowed by Blackpool but the supporters bar in the ground and the friendly atmosphere is second to none that I have ever been to. If we had this at ICT we would be the place that everybody would want to come to - I am going there regularly from now on. Fer fecks sake the owner came and bought a feckin drink and chatted to us, the manager gave us a run down on our team - as indicated by ma good self - even the Fleetwood version of Tommy Cummings berated the pitch becos of the feckin rain !! And where were the Muppets ?? Nowhere apart from a subdued Jimmy Falconer !! Butcher shone through as our ambassador even though he was clearly embarrased by our performsnce and apologised to the great 100+ away support. All the players went to the bar aftrewards and top marks to Duncan, Eric, Esson and Rooney who were the ones who made it their goal to mingle with the ICT support. As fer the game - it may well have been pre season and a "jolly" - and if they dont raise it fer Stockport - and some fans laying out a lot of sponddoolachs I will murder them - so this is brief, harsh and blunt Tuffey :oops01: Crap - lost us the 2 goals - no communication - feckin scared of crosses. Bring back Ryan Esson McCann :oops01: Not impressed at all - may not be fit but slower than Rosscoe Tokely :oops01: He is simply NOT a feckin central defender. Hoof, hoof, hoof Munro :_wave: Bet defender by a mile, even looking to pass out of defence. Good solid game Golly :oops01: Woeful. caught out for pace and hoof, hoof, hoof Cox Worked his feckin socks off a la Russell Duncan style - unspectacular but secure - which is what we need in the SPL McBain :_sleep: Get him to left back - enuff said Sanchez :_beatme: Lovely touches but looked like he was at a feckin beach party where you are not allowed to feckin tackle and concentrate more on yer feckin hair do. Shinnie :_wink: Young lad who at times showed his lack of exprience but had some good touches - SFL status in my opinion but will be an assest inthe squad and on the bench. Eric :_beatme: Full of running and movement but 2009 - 2010 revisted Sutherland :_wink: I like the first peep at this lad _ Rooneyesque - will develop in to a good player - SPL prospect ROONEY :_phone: Lit up the feckin game. Told us after that he was still feeling his thigh - I offered him treatment but he declined. Bloomingshite :_phone: Great songs but none can be printed !! Disagree with Gringo though - not a place to shine - coming on in Fleetwood in the drizzle - vibes of a stronger Juanjo hit my drunken perspective - La Liga ststus. Innes - :_wave: Clearly not ift but looks good - Bye Bye Rosscoe. And whoever was the wee lad that came on at irte back :_fart: So - as Manny said it was a warm up and highs and lows but TB was clearly not impressed - and a lot of peeple paid out a lot of spondoolachs to watch this garbage - great Away support (as ever) and the only saving garce was the company, the atmosphere, a ground that simply as to be envied, the cheap booze and grab a granny night club in Chorley !! Butcher was clearly livid, Maurice malpas was cleraly more hungover than I was - I EXPECT an improved performance at Northwich.

It wont be the only Brazilian in Fleetwood today as I have just shaved ma pubes - and apologies there was a few drams left in the vodka bottle but we have just finished it off with a full brekkie and were off to Wetherspoons. Bring it feckin on.

What about a nude Supporters Calendar for charity ? But what charity would be most apt ? :_shocked2:

Fleetwood update - Red Card and ITN junior have arrived in Chorley - one bottle of vodka, a load of pepsi max, a case of lager and a case of Boddies have been consumed and feckin Wetherspoons opens at 9.00. And it is he return of the Smileymometer 2morro

:_talktalktalk: Feck me - here is a recent phottie from the Royal Antwerp forum:

I am concerned as this forename has the same number of words as circumcision.

Yes and Alex has been on Section 5 (4), Section 5 (2), Section 2 and Section 3 of the Mental Health Act.

I will communicate directly with Feb 8th and let you know the scores at least ten minutes before they happen.

He's here, he's there, he's every f***ing where... He's just a young Jimmy Zadi :_exclaim:

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Apparently they wont eat their sprouts.

So why didnt ya put the feckin answer in the tech support system ?

I thought that Yates was being refurbished following a fire ?? Anyone if anyone wishes to meet up with Red Card and maself we will be catching the 11.21 from Chorley, arriving in Pool at 12.05. We will be heading to Scruffy Murphys for a couple of swallies, heading down towards the Prom to another establishment (or two) prior to hitting the road to the wee club in Fleetwood.

Vuvuzelas were actually multi purpose and could be surreptitiously sneaked in to grounds.

I reckon that it was Marty blubbering his eyes out at being humiliated by Charlie on line. :_cry:

I've got a t-shirt fer ya.

The Belgian police however, after hosing them down, held the gang in custody afterwards.

I have already contacted Snoop Doggy Dogg fer a suitable song - I have suggested that it should be entitled "Shoes off" but I will accept the band title of Johndo and the Muppets ;)