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In other words - feck aff ya cheeky wee two faced ****.

Personally I would advise Hereford to play their feckin Bull at left back.

I'll be up for joining you from Preston depending on which train you're getting. Save me some beer. Tell me the time and buy yer own feckin beer.

The Flying Handbag.... :024: I'd be inclined to give that one a miss. I am of a mind to give them all a miss. After all, IHE recommends all of them, as well as a google search tells me I may not fit in :023: But will they fit in you :(

Caley beat Bon Accord 36-0 didnt they ?

Feck me - I forgot the GTWB game :(

What was wrong with my new Blumstein chant ?? Feck me I am just back and getting deleted already.

What a pity Lionel has gone he could have been 458923

There's a very good chance he'll be looking for an accountant, Yngwie. Does this mean that we could become Scotland's <my racist comment> Army ?

Should be a great away support - i have found a phottie of the Royal Twerps queing up to go in to a recent match.

Doesnt anybody actually like sprouts ?

Take yer pick but I suggest that you and yer missus check them out on the Friday - Taboo or Pepes on Talbot Road, or the Flying handbag on Queens street.

I like - Theres only one Odhiambho - thank feck

I would appreciate some advice and guidance - Mr Sutherland and Mr Bennett have been in touch and they want me to sit on the bench during the Englandshire pre season games - in a role similar to that performed by David Beckham with England. I am not clear whether Terry knows about this and I dont wish to create waves. Plus the fact that I would rather get lashed. Where should my loyalties lie ?

18/08/2012 :024:

I am reliably informed that it is about to change :024:

Leave him alone - It should be abundantly clear that the main reason for getting him on the fat cnuts' show was that it was exclusive to sad, mourning English bestards - what has that got to do with ICT. :024:

I am reliably informed that they are going to try and tap in to the aquifer for the spring water pump. But as fer a name what about Bar Linnie - Personally I am going to stick to the Innes and the Scoobie Shuffle - It wouldnt take me too long toget barred anyway.

Looks like I have a crew of 20 plus going "Inter City" from Chorley / Preston - anyone care to join us. Will post the train times on here when I see ifit is worth it. Also going Inter City to good owd Witton Albion / Stockport - anyone going to that via Preston / Chorley ?

Go to Chorley and get the train !!

Just follow the signs for Dundee.

I have always favoured " youre goin to get yer feckin heads kicked in" but i would sing any song with the word "caley" in it.

Listen up here - we now have Orion back on board and Tulloch will evidently take on all the builders rights - there have been some real rumours about Holm Mills - at the end of the present road. It would'nt just be one stadium - it would be a complex.

Great news - three junior IHE's and two Brosnons - the worlds a feckin better place

Will this also involve the copious imbibing of alcohol ?