IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Depending on her choice of plunging neckline Sarah was a bonus.

As your team is so massive how many fans do you think you will bring through? an honest question so don't be a prat. We are not massive - we are a proud, well established SPL outfit, playing in a small picturesque stadium, with a team boundaried by a tight budget, followed by a loyal bunch and a slowly increasing support. Why would we go to watch a bunch of diddies propping up the First Division, favourites for the drop, to a shithole of a ground and a town in the back of beyond in midweek, where you are more likely to get a brick thrown at ya or stand on an unused needle, facing an ever declining home support who either cant afford to pay the entrance fee or are already in jail. If the roles were reversed how many could dive into their benefits to follow their fallen heroes to Sneck - unless of course they robbed the local offie and stole the feckin transport. There ya go ya prat - an honest answer.

Here we go - Invasion of the in bred illiterates on morphine. Still they are bound to make feckin erses of themselves - most supporters of diddy clubs spouting history lessons do. Their team is going the same way as their feckin shipyards. But BigB must be streetwise cos he has stolen a computer - pity about his speeling. :thumb04:

Last time I was ironing crack in a Greenock bar a punter's chair bounced... your move. (Back on topic: Happy with that draw.) :thumb04: You are disqualified - you added ironing.

That is good news - put in Royster at full back not Zebidee.

Last time I was in Greenock a bouncer cracked a punter in a chair with an iron bar.

Fraser Tokely Duff Munro/Maguire McBain/Hastings Cowie Black Duncan/McBain Imrie Barrowman Rooney

A standing, steward free singing section G.

May the Lord make us truly thankful with what we have got so feckin far.

That is practically identical - have to say that Mikey was wayward a lot and I have to admit that I put the comments about Maguire in to stimulate debate - I would have given him :018: ;) for a better display. :thumb04:

What about the pollution and contamination risk ? Given recent results (league) that is as good as we could wish for.

I suggest that you get one of the school teachers to help you to spell and write a formal letter - and then your lad will get a trail.

Should this not be in Rumours ?

Well that was the other end of the park but he certainly looked at fault - However I will stick to my original decision becos of the clear influence that he had on Duff and the defence in general.

Vigurs is in a position where he could get a run - especially if Royster drops back to full back - I would like to see a midfield five of Cowie - Black - Duncan - Imrie - Vigurs when we play away from home. Duff is raw potential but has flaws as most apprentices do - I suspect that Brew will revert to Maguire and Munro when they are both fit - but Duff is certainly going to put the pressure on them to play well every week - as the next chance may be his big chance. And what about Proctor - where can he go except the bench ??

Pity - if we had gone 4-5-1 with Barrowman up front we may well have hammered them. Does nobody else get frustrated by playing peeple on their weaker foot - shurely anyone at the game today must have seen how it hampered Vigurs.

Did in a rush Tonalt - COWIE :thumb04: :018: ;) MOM - Very close call but I will give it to Maguire - many peeple are raring about Duff - and to a degree rightly so - but Maguire was talking to him all the time.

My initial reaction was that it was the worst Falkirk side that we had ever played but in retrospect we were spot on tactically and never allowed them to play. If we had taken our chances in the first half it could have been a massacre. May have been different if they had their front men fit as our defence - apart from the wee pact **** - had a fairly easy day of it. It just shows what can happen when you plan to play football.

6-1 Sumtimes I hate being always spot on. :thumb04:

I will give the gaffer 8.5 out of 10 yesterday versus Falkirk. As I alluded to pre-match the Bairns adopt a system of a tight defence and midfield and play it from the back - That required us to press and harry from the start - it also meant that we had to hold a high defensive line - it also meant that we had to use width when we got possession - and we had to play the ball into the feet of the forwards. Well Mr Brewster - ya played that to the feckin tee - it was great to see us playing football again - playing the easy ball and quite a few 1-2's to boot. At times we looked like Falkirk in their own back yard. We may have fecked a few up but we kept trying to play it simple. The substitutions won the match - although having Barrowman, Bazza and Imrie on the bench was a "luxury" choice. I have never seen the defence keep such a consistently high line and Maguire marshalled them excellently. I have never seen the role given to Royster before and I suspect it was a one-off but again it worked. Benching Barrowman I suspect was a "disciplinary" decision and that appeared to work. Benching Imrie was a kick up the pants and that appeared to work. The only negative really pissed me off - Does Brew plan his width in a fecking mirror - I know that a lot of managers play their players on the wing of their less favoured foot - but thay also swop them too. I could not believe that Brew kept Vigurs on the right and Cowpe on the left throughout - both weer given acres of space - both were only too willing to steam down the wings - but how many times did they stop to cut back on to their favoured foot - and how many times, especially Vigurs, did they get in a deep position to cross but the delivery was poor as it was on their less favoured foot. And then he took on Imrie on the right and Wilson on the left. GET A FECKIN GRIP MAN - YA SWOP THEM THROUGHOUT THE GAME !!!!

Have read all the posts on the Match thread and I can see that all lot of peeple may have been carried away wiv the elated aftermath of the game but - as per usual - I will provide a post alcohol haze summary: FRASER :D :D Hardly had a thing to do becos of a solid defence but his distribution was draedful at times. He has to do a bit of Target golf like practising with his kick outs. ROSSCOE :thumb04: :018: ;) Sooperb - hopefully he realises that he has to maintain that level of performance with peeple breathing down his neck. But he was a "tower" today and won every 50/50 ball tha was going and played some great through balls as well - wish somebody could grab a clip of the brilliant individual foray in the first half - if he had scored it would have been the best feckin goal ever. MAGUIRE :015: :D :P Not one of my favourites but he was the mainstay of the defence yesterday. He led the line brilliantly and Rosscoe and Dicky were with him all the way. Ya could also see that he was marshalling young Duff throughout as well. The defence held its highest line it has done in years. Plus Maguire was a constant offensive thereat in the air from dead ball situations. DUFF :021: :D :D Potential yes - endeavour yes - aerial prowess yes - positional sense will learn. The lad looked the business yesterday and won nearly evry aerial challenge and put himself about. However he almost got caught three times in the first half when the forward got goal side of him and fortunately the through ball was poor and he got to all of them. Still he is only young and will learn and wont let us down if called upon. HASTINGS :D :D :D Solid enuff defensively but he still gives me the jitters and his distribution remains hoofish. All the Falkirk threat came from their right and Dicky. VIGURS :D :D :D I really like the look of this lad. Would be great to see what he could do on the left !! (see ma tic tacs post). Full of running and skill to boot. BLACK :D :D :D :D Commanding, always looking for the ball, defended and tackled well, distribution was excellent - played the "playmaker" role to the tee. ROYSTER :D :D :D :D A one man feckin midfield yesterday - Bet he couldnt maintain that feckin role fer too long - How many feckin yards did he cover yesterday - he was popping up all over the place yet still appeared to maintain his position !! COWIE - Would be gerat to see what he could do on the right. Quietish first 20 but came to life thereafter. His pace always threatened. Scored a goal when ya thought we would struggle to find the net. WOOD :D :D Sorry but he is NOT SPL yet - has to work on his pace and movement. He is a big lad who can certainly hold up the ball well but needs more time - good squad player. ROONEY :D :D :D I suspect and/or I feckin hope that he is not yet match fit. He was off the pace yeterday but showed enuff to say that if he hits fitness he will be an asset - appeared to know what position to move into but slow getting there. BARROWMAN :D :D :D :D His introduction won us the game eventually. He had more moveement in his short time than Wood and Rooney combined - He could certainly play the lone striker role away from home. BAZZA / IMRIE :D :D :D Their arrival simply brought that extra bit of edge and determination. Feckin cracking finish from Imrie.

Xausa or Niculae ?

I miss Ian as he was a bigger feckin idjiot than I was but he was pure class at leading the away band off - even tho he was a dirty feckin weegie. But I was an innocent professional till the **** led me astray. BRING BACK THE COIA BUS.

I suppose the same goes for the Mercenary.

I hope Maimie showed off her reduced boobs (and waist) and told them to **** off.