IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

But he has changed since his days at County. Here he is with two County fans.

Any news on the toilet roll?

Its ma 50th Birthday - can I have a reduced price ??

A gentleman's agreement was made about this months ago... as I reliably informed ya all .. the sticking point was Levein who can see a captain when he sees one. [move]IHE EXCLUSIVE COMES TRUE AGAIN :crazy03: :moon2: :moon2:[/move]

Mark Brown returns to Sneck on Sunday to warm the Away bench - and as he leaves he will look at his wage package and see a 428% pay rise in his pocket and a 550% pay rise if the winning bonus is added. Basically he can earn as much at Cellic in one season than he could with us. And the wee ginger **** is laffing as, after dumping Marshall he has made a 40% saving in his overall wage bill.

Do they do red and black toilet paper with all the old Jeggies names on it. I would pay a ton fer that.

I said tactics, formations and sussing out the opposition - not individual players. Still I suffer from having an advanced footballing brain. :022:

Smileys just make it all soooooooooooo understandable. Glad to see em catching on Hissy. :001: :003: :004: :011: :011:

HOME played 13 won 5 drew 5 lost 3 for 17 against 13 AWAY played 12 won 2 drew 5 lost 5 for 12 against 20 Still a pretty good away record but what a difference from the first two seasons. Fortress Longman is becoming a reality. :021: :021:

Nope - my complaints were about tactics and he has practically changed the team in the last 4-5 weeks. My other complaint was about trying to project the blame - sometimes on the fans - instead of just admitting to mistakes.

He started seeing a specialist osteopath three weeks ago. Wonder if that has a bearing.

I once had a dog called Benji. He got put down fer biting the milkman.

A result against the Tims and CC is a deffo. Hope it happens and all the doubters will have to eat their words. I am so glad he logged on and took ma advice.

Craig has just mailed me and he will be staying.

The colours are only suitable fer the shytehouse door.

I once had a feckin great fight in Limassol when we won 3-2 in the 96th minute.

I think it may be due to the presence of "old farts".

Putridheid fans have got a new T-shirt.

RANKIN - PROCTOR - BREW 2 ARABS - DODS 2 ARABS - ARABS & BLACKIE - ROBBO - CC etc. etc. etc. all from ma gob first. And we have made a £ 120 K bid today !!!

Arab tawts - £ 100.00

I have just been reliably informed that there will be two further signings announced. Cowie is one, the Irish guy Pat O'Linein will be there but the third has surprised even me.

It was embarrassing at the Aberdeen game. CC made him sit in the corner and face the stands. It will be great to see him back against the Hibees and donning the captain's armband.

The press conference was actually going to confirm the signing of Don Cowie but as with Rankin the Tinks are pissing about again. I am reliably informed that it will be reconvened on Friday.

I have heard that he is a good finnisher and give him a half chancy and helsinki it. Or maybe it's a load of Baltics.

Well feck me - here we feckin go again. I make a feckin serious suggestion based on evidence based psychological practice and ya all start feckin laffing. Ian Black is the Barry Ferguson of ICT - the Robbie Savage of ICT - the Graeme Souness of ICT - the Roy Keane of ICT - the Joey Barton of ICT. A born feckin leader of men - just like ma good self.