IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Hello, is that McDiarmid Park, Can I speak with the Chairman. Hello, this is Inverness Caledonian Thistle - can we speak with Owen Coyle about a possible move ? -You can talk to him but the answer is NO Thanks for your time - Alan..I fixed it.

I am reliably informed that Cellic have offered MARK BROWN on loan fer the rest of the season. Czech goalkeeper Michel Danek is about to sign and all of a sudden Mark is not required - at least until Boruc goes. The other goalie in the mix is Jamie Langfield. :crazy07:

Hmmmmm. Where have I seen all of that before - of course ma feckin tea leaves. 5 out of 5 Gordy. Heard he is going to ask the board to finance the transfer of Scott Wilson from the Pars and give him the captaincy.

I am reliably informed by my Aberdeen source that a certain Jamie Langfield may well be on his way to Inverness.

DS - Hiya Neil. I am going to ask you a question and I would like you to say NO. This will save our board a lot of embarrasment becos then we can honestly say that we asked you and give the job to Craig Brewster as we promised him three months ago. NW - Feck aff. DS - Thanks Neil (hangs up) - Done and dusted Alan. :rotflmao:

Aye and I can tell that the Lunatics have taken over the Asylum. Here is a phottie of the last Board Meeting.

I am right behind you Mr Brewster and the players and Inerness Caledonian Thistle FC. I may criticise your mistakes but it will be constructive, as ever. Good luck Brew - we need to stay in the SPL. Lets hope ya get the best out of Marius. I think that you will. BUT AS FER THE "EXPERTS" IN SUPPOSED CHARGE - TRY RUNNING A BROTHEL. :rotflmao:

The process from initial contact, initial interview, selection and appointment took THREE months.

I would be quite happy if the board members join in. Oh, Mr Savage - Do I really need to wear these shoes that you bought me ?

I BELIEVE

Perhaps his deal will be backdated to April when he first accepted. Lets get behind Brew and the team now. It is the Board that have let us down.

Are you calling Mr Savage and Mr Bennett clowns. Thought they mentioned the name of Mr Warnock. Get to feck. :001:

I am going to write a thesis about this. It is the perfect example of individuals trying (pathetically) to exercise the psychology of obedience and power - especially expert and reference power. The bottom line is that they feel that they are the experts and we, the mere dumb nomarks, should respect them and unconditionally trust them. What they have done with this craas attempt is to deride themselves further. Expert power results from experience or education. Those individuals with more knowledge tend to have more power in situations where that knowledge is important. For instance, the physician will have more power in a medical emergency than the plumber. But, when the pipes explode and the house is being flooded, the physician is not the person to call. Finally, referent power refers to admiration or respect. When we look up to people because of their accomplishments, their attitude, or any other personal attribute, we tend to give them more power over us. Imagine being asked to do something by your "hero" or your favorite movie star; we are very likely to comply out of admiration or respect. :023: NOT :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Who the feck are RichieKass and iloveeidurgudjohnsen - yer having a feckin laff

Cue Owen Coyle ?

It did not seem to do the trick. By Thursday the BBC website had me on a shortlist of three and the papers were following suit. I had not even spoken to the club. Finally, David Sutherland, the former chairman, rang me. I said, "Let's put this to bed, I'm not interested. Best of luck with whoever you do appoint." Just to repeat the message, I'm not a candidate, never was, and with due respect to Inverness it is not a job I fancy at the moment. 2. No offence meant None taken Colin. The only offence has been committed by the officials of ICT. "Lets support the choice made by qualified and experienced men." :rotflmao: WHAT A TOTAL FECKIN MOCKERY.

BAD NEWS - You have been caught out as a lying ****. GOOD NEWS - You have got a seat on the Board. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Nacissistic, patronising ****. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Future Board Meetings will be held here every Friday nite. Suited tawts with stoopid names will attempt to patronise other fans and pretend not to be board members. Anyone take a guess who the Board Members are ? :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

From a psychological perspective - this is feckin brilliant. :rotflmao: GIVE ME A FECKIN JOB.

Feck me - Another board member. First three lines were acceptable and then he "spins". :rotflmao:

Well it feckin was'nt. These guys must be totally desperate but fortunately also feckin stoopid. Bet they alter the post next or delete it. :008:

Have you read the Parky thread. Fer fecks sake Johnboy - half the feckin board are on here as new posters trying to deflect criticism. :sillywave:

RichAss and the Icelandichomo are evidently feckin plants. The Board have brought this club to where it is today and preserved it and always had my backing. But this fiasco is a total feckin disgrace. They have misled the fan base. Loved the wee slip by the Icelandic fake - "The board are made up of human beings. WE make mistakes... To which Kissmaass applauds. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: This absolutely STINKS.