IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

That's nothing! I used to know a girl in Dundee that could... :33:Moderator has requested that the author cease and desist :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Was that an old Chinese proverb or a dirty Fintry **** ?

Articles can be opinionated or funny – take whatever angle you want. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I take it that peeple are slightly less touchy than the average Bino website. I aint feckin joining as I will get feckin banned within the first 24 hours.

Now that is one feckin statistic I could believe. :rotflmao:

The way I live life to the max it could well be £450.00 per trip but what the feck. :001:

We come on the HMS Sneck We lie drunk on the deck From Inverness town we did roam Drinking all night Got in to a fight Well I feel so broke up I wanna go home So Hoist Up The Sneckies Sail See How The Main Sail Sets Call The Captain Ashore &/Don't Let Met Me Go Home I/Don't Wanna Go Home I/Don't Wanna Go Hooooome This Is The Worst/Best Trip Ive ever been on Dont let me go home (repeat) In the town that I was born Lived a man who sailed the seas And he told me of his life In a Sneckie submarine Then we sailed up to the sun Till we reached our land of dreams And this is where we'll stay In the Scottish Premier league ALTOGETHER NOW We all live in a Sneckie submarine..........

Thanks a lot - sounds good. IMHO I dont think we could have asked fer more.

Jeesus - I hope that McDonald is the **** on the right.

What exactly was said about the Pars game at the meeting ?

STAND UP FER THE CALEY JAGS. :001:

Well - There is no feckin way you will ever see me in a feckin stoopid Singing Section. :rotflmao: Feckin :011: to all the dudes and dudesses who went along to speak their minds. :clapping03: :clapping03: :022: :022: Bring on Dundee United. :001:

Nope - it is an Embra feud apparently - BUT he is looking fer automatic first team selection.

Welcome Dougald - afraid most of the people on here were educated at the Academy level - but well done on your attempt at the spelling and the grammar. You are not a feckin Jeggie as well are you ?

I actually made it the Teneriffe Four one night.

Cant believe that Freddy Neild, Davie Johnston AND Super Alan Pressley and the MAGNIFICENT Chiccy Allan have not had a mention - plus Kenny MacKenzie and the loveable Charlie Duncan - my fave Jeggie. :rotflmao:

with *****'s

It makes a lot of sense to me personally - If I could get pished at the ground then I wouldnt have the feckin energy to stand up.

Or : Bayne thought that he was on target but his shot was deflected off Fanni and ended up being cleared by Scheidt. :rotflmao:

Oh I will enjoy bumping this thread. :001:

Hagi left the Polly boys last year - him and Popescu are raking in the feckin transfer fee cash in Romania.

But the latest figures suggest that £1.00 = 100,000 Romanian dollars. :rotflmao:

are you joking? Chris Porter is Wigun born and bred. He is a lovely lad and he asked his parents about Sneck as he knows I come to the games. Since it was known about his out of England fee he has had several offers from the SPL - including the Arabs and ICT. I am actually going to meet him at a christening in Ashton in Makerfield this Sunday and I will be doing my best fer ICT. Oh and the wean is being baptised in a potato pie shaped font. :rotflmao:

Apparently there is a quarter final and a semi final and a final.

:clapping03: :clapping03: :clapping03: Our usual away support would be enuff.

clacher feckin representing us at a National conference - were fecked. :rotflmao:

Time will tell. :018: