IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Well I have had the first sniff at the possible moves in the New year window and these are from my usual relable source: Darren Dods (mainly) and Ritchie Hart to Liviscum in a swop fer McPake and Makel. Russell Duncan plus Alan Morgan to County fer Don Cowie. A large "subsidised" (?Texan) bid fer Darren Mackie from the Dons and/or Callum Elliot. We apparently bid fer both pre-season. Where did ya hear it first?? :004: :004: :021: :022: :025:

I have just finished ma morning cuppa and there is a vision of a dead red seagull floating under the Kessock Bridge. That could be prophetic.

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LG :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015:

erect because

where Heilandee

Bread and butter pudding. :021: :021: Or Golden Syrup and strawberry jam on a hot crumpet. :025: :025:

oh my!!! erm.... escuse me howdi.... dont be tarring me wi that brush.... some of us are hot young things you know, eh LG? :018: Yip. Johnboy told me that on a frosty morning you have an ample pair of blue tits.

Should this not be in Rumour Mill.

But Caley 100

I am beginning to have second thoughts. So far the party is full of all the old burds. :023:

I am reliably informed that we are really going on the offensive fer this one: BROWN TOKELY DODS MUNRO HASTINGS WILSON MCBAIN HART RANKIN WYNESS DARGO

Me and ma band are playing a gig at the Barras on the Seterday nite as well. I will be drinking from 12 midnight onwards before the game and Iill no need a feckin sound check.

Perhaps they didnt serve spirits in that pub.

and six-pack

resembling syphillis

Should this not be in Anything Goes??

For my comments - se Feedback PLEASE Thread. :016:

pert bazookas

I'll be up that weekend - but can I not keep ma virginity intact - or if not - who can I sheg?

Wouldnt go as far as that but he was dissapointing. As I said elsewher (not he feckin MatchDay thread) JR once again proved that he was not up to being an SPL playmaker yet. And he didnt play in front of Duncan as Blackie does. They practically played side by side and feckin deep too. Duncan also missed two Lappin runs in the first half.

Is that Bristolian fer feck aff ya wee ****?? It was cos I never noticed the feckin thread at the top of the feckin page ya grumpy wee **** - and I have to move and type fast or else my posts get deleted, complained about or feckin moved. :015: :015: :015:

Seven players were crap , ONE was feckin crap.

As youse are all aware I am possibly one of the more positive posters post match. Now it could be that I was stone cold feckin sober at Midden but I rate that as one of the worst SPL Away days I have personally witnessed. The second half was on a par to the first half against Falkirk. We defended so deep in two rows of four that it was no wonder that we got penned in. Dargo was going scatty at times shouting at them to pull out. Midden played the ball like Falkirk and always seemed to have an extra man and they had plenty of width. In fairness we defended stoutly as ever and we may have even pinched it but gawd - please tell me what the positives were!! BROWN :015: :015: :015: Confidence +++ in the box BUT his kicking in the second half was APPALING. (even given the wind) TOKELY :015: :015: :015: :015: As imperious as ever but did I see him pull back on a couple of challenges?? DODS/MUNRO :015: :015: :015: :015: :015:/ :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: Sooperb. Feckin had to be. HASTINGS :015: :015: :015: Solid enuff but cannot go forward. Did feckin Canada ever feckin advance in the World Wars? BAZZA :015: :015: :015: The only one who wanted to go forward, down the wing and take players on. DUNCAN :015: Passable first half. Second half was simply TERRIBLE. RANKIN :015: :015: :015: Still not an SPL standard "playmaker". Sweet left foot but even his left foot ended up blindly welling it at times. Could have nipped in with a winner. MCBAIN :015: :015: Looked lost on the left. No attacking threat at all. BAYNE :015: :015: :015: Another great 110% effort but died a death in the second half. DARGO :015: :015: :015: :015: Do I feel sorry for him. Some of his off the ball running was excellent but nobody apart from Rankin saw it. :008: :008: CC went to shut up shop at half time and it went sadly wrong. We were under the cosh from the 46th minute and we were very LUCKY to walk away with a point. Why didnt we go with BAZZA-RANKIN-MCBAIN-HART from the off???? Why didnt Wyness not come on fer the last 20-30 minutes???? I would also have loved (again) to see Zander given a run. He has pace and the Midden defence looked very slow. Please tell me I am wrong and I promise never to go to a feckin game sober again. :015: :015:

I am reliably informed that Brew will be heading to East End Park and will be bidding fer Dods, Proctor, Black, Brown and Dargo in the Winter window. :015: :015: :015: If I had posted this it would have been in the feckin Rumour Mill in feckin seconds.