IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

But is he a Time Machine?

I got mine from Barmy Flags. Excellent. :clapping04: :clapping04: Look at the Ayr game pics on CaleyJags.com

And from TODAYS' herald: Christie has played down suggestions a deal has been done which will see defender David Proctor sign for Dundee United. Craig Brewster has already seen three attempts to sign the right-back fail this summer. However, Christie insists the 22-year-old remains a firm part of his first-team plans. He said: "I have heard absolutely nothing about this from my board or from Dundee United and David is a part of my squad and plans for this season." :010: :010:

Yet more evidence of the Power of tasseography. :003:

Well that is Proctor offski.. but I am also reliably informed that "deep" discussions are also going on about Dods. PROCTOR IS UNDER ORDERS ANDREW DICKSON 08:50 - 05 August 2006 Caley Thistle last night turned down another bid from Dundee United for David Proctor - but expect to sell him to the Arabs early next week. Tannadice manager Craig Brewster has repeatedly tried to sign the 22-year-old, having several cash offers for the player rejected. But the two parties are now close to settling on a five-figure sum and Inverness director of football Graeme Bennett expects the deal to finally go through. He said: "United came back with another offer today and we have rejected it. It is now down to them to come back to us. "You have to listen to what people say but, at the moment, we are not in agreement. "But there is not a big difference between what we want and what they are offering us. We are willing to let David move if there is a sensible fee involved. I do not think anything will be done over the weekend now but if they are going to come back with a new offer, it will be at the start of next week."

Dickhead

Here we feckin go again. I am informed that Brewster has made yet another formal bid..this time fer Proctor and Dods. They could be at Castle greyskull tomorro instead of the Hill of Dung.

Bigfoot

I hope his surname isnt Upya. :017:

I totally agree :008: :008: :008: Christie backs Black for the future Charlie Christie is disappointed that Inverness starlet Ian Black has been omitted from the Scotland Under-21 squad to face Slovenia. The 21-year-old had been part of the Scotland Future team, which defeated Turkey at the Caledonian Stadium in March. But, despite being overlooked for the European Under-21 Championship qualifier in a fortnight, the Caley boss has backed Black to feature at international level in the future. Christie said: "I thought the biggest opportunity for one of our players getting involved with Scotland would be Ian Black being a part of the under-21 squad. "I was slightly surprised that was not the case, but I am sure his time will come." 4 August 2006 BLACK SEES RED AT HIS SCOTS SNUB By Euan Mcarthur IAN BLACK last night blasted the decision to snub him for the latest Scotland Under-21 squad. And the Inverness midfielder claimed he would have been picked had been at either half of the Old Firm. Back in March, he was part of the Scotland Futures side that lost to Turkey in a friendly at the Caledonian Stadium and was thought to be knocking on Walter Smith's door for full national honours. At 21, he is also still eligible for the Under-21s but there was no place for the former Blackburn starlet in either squad named this week. Black, who is wanted by Dundee United, was hoping his Futures squad call-up would have helped him secure aplace with the Under-21s. He said: "To not even have been in the equation makes me honestly think the reason is because I'm playing for Inverness. "It's maybe not a big enough club in some eyes and it's maybe a bit far away for people to come up and watch us regularly. "If I was playing at Celtic, Rangers, Hearts or Hibs then I think it would be a different story. "The same thing happened with our keeper Mark Brown last season. Mark is one of the best keepers in the SPL and has hardly missed a game since coming here. "But David Marshall was in one of the squads when he wasn't even playing for Celtic so it makes you wonder. "It feels like a kick in the teeth not to have been included. I'm very disappointed. To have been part of the Futures Squad and to then not be in the Under-21 squad is a slap in the face. "With no disrespect to the other young lads who are in the squad, I'm still only 21 and still available. "I played 24 games last year for Inverness so I'm playing regular first-team football."

It had been rumoured that Drunken Disorderly had bought a big country house in the Badenoch area.

The sign of Proctor being released came up in ma cup of tea yesterday but then I noticed it was only a spider.

Here is an exclusive picture of his departure.

Did you gerrit?

A feckin mix of Aussie and Scouse!! A feckin hopping burglar with a pouch full of stolen goods. The initiation ceremaony revolve around buying anybody in a kilt a double feckin voddie and coke. But why Orkney? :017: :017: Are you in a sect?

What is the contact number of the Dungannon Caledonian Supporters Club?

I was not allowed to use my psychic name but I suppose there could be no other: Tea-Cup Reading and the Art of Fortune Telling by Tea-Leaves by: Highland Seer ISBN: 0-7873-1282-7 format: Paperback pages: 94 How to tell fortunes by tea leaves. With 10 illustrations. Contents: Preface; Introduction to the Art of Divination From Tea Leaves; Ritual & Method of Using the Tea Cup; General Principles to be Observed in Reading the Cup; An Alphabetical List of Symbols With Their Signification; Specimen Cups, With Interpretations; Omens. Price: $13.30 Sponsored by Tetley. :001:

Ah the green eyed gods are dishing out the tasseography jealousy again. :015: :015: :015: His family situation, at the onset was clear a few only but it was always hoped that he would settle in the North. My "skill" merely revealed to all the fact that he was keen on signing a new contract but that it was a fairly substantial one and many moons back I informed the forum that: Reply #67 on: May 28, 2006, 07:12:17 PM DODS Similiarly indebted if not more so. Must have doubts about moving on into a different club and system. Wants/needs the security of a longer term contract to take him closer to his retirement fund.

Yip Pinxten has gone back to Sproutland. As fer the Dods contract here is more tasseography magic. :001: « Reply #59 on: May 20, 2006, 10:49:33 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dont ferget ya read it here first from the Chorley Seer They immediately stated that Dods was not going anywhere. Dods is negotiating a new contract and from what I hear he will stay if it is a four year one plus a coaching position at the end.

love child

IHE

I am reliably informed that Mulgrew is considering our offer.

I have just had my elevenses and two names have eminated from the leaves. Calum Elliot on loan from the Jam Tarts. The other one is worrying. The pattern of the leaves suggests a stodgy, elongated french fry. Mark De Vries. :010: :010:

This type of psychic thinking and logic is evidently wasted in the Rumour Mill. Just feckin think about it!! "More excellent psychological warfare from Brewster. He states in the press that he is interested in taking on Lee Wilkie. This will wind up Dods even more and increase his desire to be an Arab. This will increase his resolve to leave Sneck as well and his agent is bound to exert more pressure on ICT..and Brewster will think that it could lead to a decreased fee. The agents statement is clearly aimed at winding up the supporters as well and increasing the pressure on the ICT management." Bye Bye Dodsy.

Sorry. I cleaned out the tea leaves. :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :004: By the way. Idid'nt know this - did youse? McAllister to return for Caley Inverness Caledonian Thistle striker Rory McAllister will return to the squad for the SPL trip to Aberdeen. The 19-year-old was suspended for the opening-day defeat by St Mirren after being dismissed in an Under-19 game last season. Caley head coach Charlie Christie said: "We were a bit baffled to find that Rory could not face St Mirren. "He was sent off in an Under-19s game at the end of last season. "During the summer, he turned 19 and, as he was not eligible for the Under-19s, the SFA said he had to serve his ban in the first team. "It is unfortunate, but at least he is available this weekend." Do you want the HSBN number fer the book??