IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

GRANDA im a BUNNY!!!!!!!! hehehe So I have been told. :006: :010:

Wot not half rite. :015: :015: :015: :015: This is just an example of how deals can be done months in advance and us poor punters still have to speculate and read about it in the feckin papers, with rumour and counter rumour. In all honesty it is now about agreeing the best fee for everybody. The main issue was giving Brew two players that we could live without cos he could have afforded Dods or Brown on their own, especially the Machine. Shrewd business but all done in secret...as feckin usual. Mee..Ya have to simply translate when I am serious or taking the pish. feck me..that's a feckin hard one!!! :015: :015: :015: :015:

"Divers Boots" - Gawd rest his soul. :011:

I shall attempt to exact my influence..or phone him under the influence. :014:

Fer fecks sake. The deals are done. It is just a question of bartering

It is the reason that the fourth stand is being delayed and almost caused two cancellations through waterlogged pitches and Tommy Cumming cant use his spikes in case he activates it. But most of all the club are trying to keep it quiet.

What happened to the Dead Pool??

Three feckin cheers fer Craig Brewster :021: :021: :021: I am reliably informed that Brew has challenged CC and Grassa in regard to the misinformation and "cover up" regarding the fourth stand construction delays. As I had reported all along Brew has threatened to leak a confidential report penned by Weitz and Luxenburg Solicitors in regard to their examination of the area earlier last year. The report apparently confirms that high concentrations of Methyl tert-butyl ether (MTBE) were measured at the Longman site. The report also suggests that the causation was due to a pre-existing shallow sandy aquifer being contaminated by gasoline and other pollutants in the early 1980's. It is feared that the findings suggest that an AQUIFER in the shape of a scaled down replica of the Edwards Aquifer in Central Texas has been discovered. I will say no more at this juncture but I suspect that "Longmangate" will long outlast the mere discussions on transfers.

As revealed early last week I was reliably informed that the fee is in the area of 100K but will consist of payments dependent on appearances, caps and a percentage of any future transfer fee. I understand that Proctor will be a 25K fee. But it will go towards a final bid fer Rankin which will be 60-65K max. but outbids any of the other chasing packs. Just call me "Scoop". :021:

..blah, blah....Goughie...waffle, waffle.......Hendry...yadda, yadda....Rankin.....continue ad nauseaum........zzzzzzzz...... I think we have some credibility issues here, Scoop. quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- By Ian Roache INVERNESS Caley Thistle midfielders Ian Black and David Proctor will be moving to Dundee United, while defender Darren Dods will be staying put. That is the likely scenario following a meeting between Tangerines manager Craig Brewster, Caley boss Charlie Christie and ICT director of football Graeme Bennett in the Highland capital. While United are homing in on Black and Proctor, it was made clear by Inverness that they want to hang on to Dods. “That is what we talked about (signing Black and Proctor) and I will now have to wait and see what Graeme and Charlie come up with,” said the Tannadice boss. Go back to the first feckin post on this thread, note the feckin content and the feckin date:015: :015: :015: :015:

We should have seen this coming!! :011:

Having perused and digested the comments on this thread I can only conclude that the sentiments that the majority of posters are trying to convey to Internet Jnr can be summarised as: Feck aff ya gloating, over the top, arrogant wee English **** and ya have no feckin chance of winning the World Cup. :015: :015: :015: :015:

There appears to be more and more people on here who are choosing an animal avatar that reflects their personalities. :015: :015:

Nope. You were both little fertile seeds in yer Dad's scrotal sac.

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Well done Broonie..but I thought that the little editorial clip beside it, with a couple of veiled quotes from Brown, said more about our transfers situation than anything else I have read. You may have to be psychologically minded tho to read between the lines.

I would say that I have got this spot on and days before the press so far on this one. Goughie and Hendry, as I have already alluded were wind ups but this is straight from the horses gob. DARGO Indebted to ICT for probably saving his career. Most big clubs will be put off in case it is a one-off scoring season. Dargo evidently wants ICT to show financially that they want him. Giving him an extended contract will allow him to show bigger clubs that he can score consistently and he would probably go next season if he succeeds. DODS Similiarly indebted if not more so. Must have doubts about moving on into a different club and system. Wants/needs the security of a longer term contract to take him closer to his retirement fund. BLACK Will probably not sign another contract as he feels he can play at a higher standard or bigger club NOW. Should not go unless the fee is appropriate but a transfer with clauses would be just as lucrative. BROONIEAgain indebted to ICT. A mere kid in goalkeeping terms and he knows that he may be moving into a second choice position if he goes now to a bigger club. Needs to show his consitency by playing regularly in the SPL. Well helped by our system and could land us megabucks in 1-2 seasons time. But only if he doesnt fall down the feckin aquifer. :016: :016:

Black and Proctor are more or less offski now after the CB/CC talks. We have got a good deal but Blackie's is money on appearances,caps and onward transfer linked. CB has allowed us free rein on Hunt in exchange and we will up our bid fer Rankin. Makes feckin sense to me.

Good finking Bongo. My favourite drink has always been ma next. I feckin BELIEVE. :021:

Just fer you RIG. Jordan has the poster on his wall. I check it out regularly. :005:

I have managed to gleam a restricted phottie of Phil Neville and Wayne Rooney watching the recent Belarus v England game. WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?

The stress appears to be taking its toll on Brew. He was captured taking his morning run

Donald Park?

They are going to discuss my post. :015: :015: :015: :015:

That depends on interpretation